Illama-naughty

[400missedcalls-deactivated20201]

I might have a high sex drive but I’m also highly selective with whom I share my body

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo-deactivat]

no offense but i need everyone to stop saying that “we survived” bad presidents before. like, i get it, the country has weathered people like andrew jackson and ronald reagan and will probably weather trump. but when you say “we survived” andrew jackson? tell that to the 4000 (of 16000) cherokee who died on the trail of tears. “we survived” ronald reagan? tell that to the 650,000 americans who have died of aids– a national health crisis which reagan refused to even recognize? 

you know who “survived” presidents like trump? people who never had to be afraid of them in the first place. 

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[undeddisfunction]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mysharona1987]

[minimenace]

Seeing inaccurate fanart like

[nootnootmothafuckah]

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok

[facceass]

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[dilf-pickle]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[kuurakuu-deactivated20220426]

there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:

they draw it in 2 hours

they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly

they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt 

[mobbins]

when she leads your hand down between her legs and she’s all soft and wet and that first touch makes her whimper and her hips buck and her thighs fall open, spreading herself wide for you and she shows you how she likes to be touched

that wow

[carnalsuggestions]

you’d look so pretty bent over and dripping wet, squirming underneath me. i love the way your eyelids flutter when i do these filthy things with my mouth, how you shiver when my hand wraps around your throat. you’re so weak for me.

[glamorousladies-blog]

Stephanie Beatriz - Maggie West’s Slutwalk Portrait - 2017

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

< Gasps softly and gayly

[downrightdebonaire]

screams loudly and extra queerly

[w-y-s-f]