This comic is based on this ONE picture (The one where Kryptos drew Bill on the wall) and how Bill mentions that not a single hench maniacs visited him ONCE
Bill Cipher wipes off the sweat off his shape and takes a step back to look at their progress. The triangle marvels on his unfinished painting of his lord, his muse. It was getting along well, just a few more hours of rendering left and it's good to go!
He studies the facial features painted of Ford, something no Euclidean can even begin to comprehend. A separate eye and mouth, a 'nose', and other orifices he can't bother to recall at the moment as he stares and stares.
...
An impulsive urge brings him closer to the canvas. Bill looks left, right, then up for extra measure. Good enough, his studio is clear of any shape or 3 dimensional beings in sight. He silently curses at no one in particular before bringing his eyelips close to the canvas.
Bill kisses the painting of his beloved muse. Just a small peck.
He instantly regrets doing so, scolding himself at how stupid of a decision that was. Why in the flat lands of Euclydia did he do that?! Sometimes impulsive thoughts leads you to the weirdest places. Bill closes his eyes, exhales, and—
Oh no.
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"Pixelated eyestrains..!" Bill curses to himself as he storms out of his studio. He needs to get home quickly. Before any shape sees him in such a state—
"What's the rush, painter?" Ford asks, his spiritual body floating just above him.
Bill immediately puts a hand over his eyes. "I thought you had some business to do?!"
"Yes, I was busy but I got it down quick. I hope you're not questioning my efficiency to get tasks done."
"Of course not, I was just-"
"Put your hands down, Cipher." Ford closes some distance to poke the triangle's side. "You can't fool a god. We both know you're not the shy type."
Bill hesitates. He can make a run for it and come up with an explanation later. Maybe he can excuse himself, say he has pink eye and he doesn't want to risk infecting his muse. Who was he kidding? Gods probably don't even get diseases! Possible excuses pile up Bill's little head but he ends up sighing, obeying his muse as he takes his hands off his face. Ford holds back a snort.
"Why do you have paint on your eyelids..?"
The triangle just stares at him with a deadpan expression.
"Oh Cipher, did you accidentally eat paint again?"
"How do you.. Uh- Yes I did. You got me there, Muse!" Bill awkwardly chuckles, not very convincing but it was enough to make Ford chuckle himself.
more of these bad boys. Bill loves his grilled cheese sandwich and ford is still as stinky as ever. Their meetcute in an empty interdimensional train may caused a ruckus but with all hell let loose in the multiverse--they got over that fast.
all of the henchmaniacs in this AU are like a family to Bill! they all live in Dimension-52 to take refuge with Oracle and all of them are alive and well with Bill! he had been living in that dimension for so long that he decided to take a solo vacation around the multiverse and just so happen to come across a fresh-out-of-the-portal ford who is lost (who wouldn't help a lost puppy?)
Ford is in his thirties here, the exact same age to the og show and certain just as issue-ful. With these mishaps, cosmic coincidences, and sheer boredom from Bill's part, these two decided to travel together as they figure out a way to get Ford back to his home dimension.
twitter likes him so mind aswell show him to the tumblr gang too. Meet Bill and Ford from my Unnamed AU! very creative name i know.
Taken after @orxinus 's Simple Bill, this "Simple" had strayed from what his universe was meant to be. leaving him living forever with a name he oh so despised after the destruction of Euclydia. Traveling from one dimension to another, wandering away aimlessly through infinity.
And Ford? Just like any other Ford that came from Gravity Falls and fell into that portal. fresh from Bill's grasp and thrown yet again to another Bill's palm, this Ford is still as young as the last memory of his fight with his brother had went.
so what are they, you're wondering? nothing much. just another spec of dust in the vast multiverse who just so happen to be swept away in one same station one day.
and before everyone stared at me, yes. this bill is an AU of Euclydia Rises but his story is COMPLETELY unrelated to the main plot of Orxa's EuRi! they are completely different entities!
i just found it to be so fucking rude as this shit went down man, imagine kicking your child out of the house and barely having any contact for 12 years just because he has connections with the paranormal is something 😭
but either way it is also kinda sad for Hazano Sensei to not explore more of Abel's arc worthy backstory considering these panels exist. but even so im still glad because the amount of imagination that can grow from these can also exist.
but still, what if he did returned though? i know the manga is nearing its end with how things are going but it definitely fuels the angsty idea...
and don't get me wrong, their dynamic is great. i love both of them so much it kicks me in the gut every time they both shows up in one panel.
but
but the brother though
like the vision is there. we even have the balcony scene to fuel that.
i mean both siblings works on him not gonna lie chief. but i'm seeing it. and i will spread my vision.
i know Shiro Seijyo is a lighthearted romcom manga but when you consider the serious tidbits in the manga especially concerning demons and devils like in the haunted mansion chapters, you can't really ignore the potential of the story to become somewhat a horror paranormal shounen exorcism genre if you put enough brain juice into it (or whatever remaining braincells like i have now)
so that got me thinking of an au where Abel become somewhat of an exorcist. i mean he kinda already is because of Lawrence and his constitution but it had always been just the smaller stuff. but what if he was confronted with the more dangerous and nasty stuff like what's in the mansion? far away from the village to the point that he can't ask for help from Cecilia or the Fortune Teller? one that posed a threat to the people he loves and wants to protect...
or perhaps, demons who targets him specifically?
imagine if it was a deed done by his own family too considering what had happened in chapter 63. imagine the angst. the drama. the thrill and whump materials this au possess as Abel tries to work on his way out of his up coming doom of getting dragged into hell as his flesh body being torn apart by the nasty demons who always flooded his visions and drove him into an outcast.
i know they only have the total of 3 minute screentime with each other with one being a church pastor and the other canonically being in love with a woman but something tells me they lost focus mid way and accidentally had a consensual workplace relationship at some point
also damn church boy, them hips in MY christian anime??? OUTRAGEOUS. (i love him sm)
you see that guy? that guy is a mood. a big mood. i fucking love him. my babygirl. my love and joy. my little meow meow.
if you want to look for another character that suffers somewhat in a similar lore sense as the Chuuya Syndrome, laid back, long haired, abandoned by his own family and packed with unexplored angst potential, then look no further from the newly adapted anime "Saint Cecilia and Pastor Lawrence" as i present to you: Pastor Abel!
a paranormal seeing outcast who became the classmate from theology school of the main character and a tutor hired by a nobleman to teach his little sister, this fucker is a little gem that pokes around the universal feeling of loneliness who finally managed to find the light in those surround them, despite his own struggles to believe in himself and his worthiness to be loved. a relatable nerd with a stern principal but a softy at heart.
i mean
look at him
LOOK AT HIMMMM
he is a kind man. and i like that in a man.
give the manga a good read because i might gonna fill up a little of my little corner about this blorbo for a while :]
not me :'D
i just discovered this gem yesterday and it singlehandedly revived my tumblr account just to hunt for fellow moots that enjoys this beautiful shit™
MY PEOPLE!! i know tumblr will not dissapoint with these small anime!!
augh i just finished reading the manga and after chapter 63 went down i just KNEW this fucker has angst potential. my babygirl, my love and joy.
decided to get back into drawing ocs again, mind aswell doodle some of mine!
meet Yana, a creepy shaman who God only knows how long she had lived and what she's doing with those toe nails and her common subject-of-harassment Yosef, your local priest who is done with her bullshit