[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[ofguk]

ten percy jackson books later and I’m still curious as to how they can memorize prophecies and recite them word for word after they get them like ????¿¿¿¿

[corvigae]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

[petitlexicon]

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[bethboxin]

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

[alwaystuggingmyear1-deactivated]

“THE FLOOR IS THE SELECTION MOVIE”

Warner Bros…

[fourforyouodo]

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

[flyingnacho]

we’d be dead a long time ago if it wasn’t for jordan pickford, the real queen of england

[universi-tea]

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

[marvel-feed]

Legendary comic-book artist Steve Ditko has passed away aged 90. He co-created Spider-man and Doctor Strange and has drawn iconic artwork for countless Marvel characters from Hulk, to Thor, to Iron Man, to the Fantastic Four! RIP

[cheese24k]

[simonwang]

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

[wtfml]

I actually cried laughing.

[coffeemoriarty]

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

[loki-dokey]

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

[cxberbabe]

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

[lewisshamilton]

we are at the quarter finals by now and shakira still hasn’t released a world cup song this is unacceptable

[glumshoe]

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

[ourmarvelousuniverse]

Kevin Feige, continuing to say everyone is dead:

Me, in denial:

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*