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LUCIUS FULGORA.

“cake and wine? what’s the occasion? did someone die? you know that’s not the kind of thing we should be celebrating. or did you find out it’s national horny day and wanted to spend it with me?”

“come now lucius, don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little scandal? but no, if someone had died i would have brought at least three bottles of wine and a black mourning gown reminiscent of queen victoria ready to summon the dead and dance on their graves at midnight, obviously. alas, i only have one bottle, and there’s nothing mourning about what i’m wearing beneath this dress.”

#i hate that i can hear lucius' exact words in dan sharmans voice #( ch: elaine clarives. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( elucius. )#( with — nashaly. )

LUCIUS FULGORA:

“a writer deprived of his muse finds another one, a writer with no pen considers using a computer instead, a singer with no voice sells their soul to the devil in exchange for their voice back, and a dream with no dreamer… well, you got me there. a dream with no dreamer does die. the point is, death is not the only option. you can find another handsome man who’s not wearing a shirt, or… you can keep trying until the dream finds the dreamer and the shirt comes off.”

“ i am dying a slow, agonisingly painful, torturous death. handsome men are like art — you can’t take a monet and a van gogh and call them the same simply because they’re both paintings. can you imagine the tragedy? if you change the dreamer, it’s not the same dream anymore is it? art, lucius, cannot be interchanged, nor can handsome men. i, for one, am frankly irreplaceable. i would never have guessed you thought so little of yourself. ”

#( ch: nathaniel matheson. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( nathius. )#( with — nashaly. )#i dont know whats happening

@ifwewerewriters

“ i come bearing gifts — myself being the main one, obviously, but also cake and wine. i know, i know, this is the best thing to happen to you all day. you’re welcome. ”

#( ch: elaine clarives. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( elucius. )#( with — nashaly. )

CASSIUS FULGORA.

“ maybe my court jester isn’t available for jesting right now, so i’ve got no choice but to settle for the soulless wicked witch of the west. nobody said i chose to be here. but i guess if we entertain those thoughts of making my hilarious absolute fool of a court jester quake with fear, i could choose to stay here, in the library with the evil witch herself. win-win, yeah? you get your company, i get my amusement. ”

“ shame, i thought he always came running when you called. how unfortunate for you, being second best and having to settle for my soulless company instead. but if the wicked witch of the west isn’t good enough for you, you’re welcome to leave. i’m sure you can find plenty of ways to amuse yourself alone. if it’s evil entertainment you want, though, i’m happy to oblige. murder is ideal, but if you insist on keeping him alive for your amusement, i suppose i could be willing to compromise. what’s worth your court jester’s life, fulgora? ”

#( ch: ada greengrass. )#( opp: cassius fulgora. )#( casada. )#( dinner dates and murder masterminds. )#she sounds so passive aggressive sdfg i swear shes not mad #also pls ignore i switched to a different icon pack #( with — karin. )

LUCIUS FULGORA.

“let me get this straight: i’m wearing a shirt —a perfectly nice, expensive one, mind you—, which is a crime in your book. as a result, you, the victim, want death. seems kind of backwards, doesn’t it? i commit an offense against you, and you’re the one who gets punished for it?”

“ what happens to an artist when deprived of his muse? a writer with no pen? a singer with no voice? the dream if there is no dreamer? nought left for them but death, lucius, nought but death. the pain of living is too much in the face of such tragedy. ”

#( ch: nathaniel matheson. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( nathius. )#( with — nashaly. )#nate srs face #this is fact lucius #fact

ARDEN CALORE.

“ would i? you’re very good at flattering me, miss laris. but i have to say, you look much cuter sitting where you are. perhaps i’ll have to appreciate this … arrangement. ”

“ mmn, you would, darling. very, very cute indeed. i am rather fond of our current arrangement though. i find it very comfortable. almost like it was made for me. ”

#( ch: ianthe laris. )#( opp: arden calore. )#( arianthe. )#( with — karin. )#ianthes like : )

LUCIUS FULGORA‌:

“who does make the rules? and what exactly is the crime? please, enlighten me.”

“ that’s confidential, but the crime, lucius. the crime is most heinous. there is an exceedingly handsome man in front of me, but he still has his shirt on. criminal, i know. “

#( ch: nathaniel matheson. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( nathius. )#( with — nashaly. )

CASSIUS FULGORA.

“ yeah? wanna share what exactly those perks are? other than dinner, which i’m paying for. and yeah, i mean, if matheson wasn’t one of my friends, — that we all know i’d like to murder, but that’s beside the points — i’d agree. a cat does seem preferable. but where’d i be without my favourite court jester? i’d be as soulless as you are, and that’s not something i’d want. ”

“ you’re here, aren’t you? i‘ll leave you to ponder the reasons you chose to bring me, soulless as i am, dinner in the library rather than being entertained by your court jester. — that’s a pity. although, I suppose it is entertaining to watch him quake with fear if i so much as look at him. more entertaining than murder, though? remains to be seen. ”

#( ch: ada greengrass. )#( opp: cassius fulgora. )#( casada. )#( thread 2. )#( with — karin. )#( dinner dates and murder masterminds. )#idk how happy i am with this but whatever have it

LUCIUS FULGORA.

“death, really? that’s a little dramatic, don’t you think?”

“ that’s kind of sexy of you to say, but uh, no. a crime of this magnitude can be met with nought but death. i don’t make the rules. ”

#( ch: nathaniel matheson. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( nathius. )#( with — nashaly. )#nathaniel drama queen matheson

ARDEN CALORE.

“ and do tell, miss laris, how would you looking even cuter benefit me? ”

“ if you wanted to sit on my lap, mr calore, all you had to do was ask. i think you would look very cute like that. ”

#i imagine by this point #ianthe is fully on their lap lol #( ch: ianthe laris. )#( opp: arden calore. )#( arianthe. )#( with — karin. )

LUCIUS FULGORA.

@ifwewerewriters

“ give me dick or give me death. ”

#( ch: nathaniel matheson. )#( opp: lucius fulgora. )#( nathius. )#( with — nashaly. )#karin said to make this th starter #im sorry

ARDEN CALORE.

“ ah, are we bargaining now, miss laris? perhaps if you give me one good reason to allow you to stay in this seat, i might consider it. ”

“ well, you see mr calore, as you know i am exceptionally cute. i happen to think that i look even cuter occupying this seat. don’t you agree? ”

#( ch: ianthe laris. )#( opp: arden calore. )#( arianthe. )#( with — karin. )

CASSIUS FULGORA.

“ don’t know if you’ve noticed, but i’m not really studying right now. just here to keep you and your ridiculous need to write a phd level thesis — before even doing your phd, might i add — company. but if you want to plot murder, be my guest. when else will i have the esteemed honour to plot murder with ada greengrass? favourite person or not, that’s a rare opportunity — especially when it’s nate’s murder, which i’m sure gisèle isn’t ah, exactly fond of. ”

“ keeping me and my ridiculous need to write a phd level thesis company has its perks. besides, gisèle will survive — we would be doing her a favour, really. i’m sure she’ll see that eventually, and if she doesn’t, well. she can get a cat and call it nate instead. cute, cuddly and doesn’t talk back. who wouldn’t prefer one? ”

#( ch: ada greengrass. )#( opp: cassius fulgora. )#( casada. )#( thread 2. )#casada: of murder and dinner dates #( with — karin. )

ARDEN CALORE.

“ i’m afraid so. will this be a problem, miss laris? ”

“ hm. i’m afraid it might. i really wanted that seat, you see. what if i just took half of it, like this? is that acceptable, mr calore? ”

#( ch: ianthe laris. )#( opp: arden calore. )#( arianthe. )#just imagine her like straddlng one of their legs lmao #compromise :)#( with — karin. )

CASSIUS FULGORA.

“ you’re getting cocky. i'm not matheson, but to quote him, ‘ you’re starting to make me think that you’re in love with me. ’ which yeah, i know isn’t true since you worship nott like he’s a sex god — matheson thinks he is, by the way — but just in case you haven’t caught on with the memo yet, i’m kinda madly, hopelessly in love with this woman called moon hana. pretty sure you won’t be getting promoted to favourite person anytime soon, sorry.

“ you would be, though, a very, very close second when i finally get that fuckin’ diploma. anyways, i like you enough to send you good night texts reminding you of that apple sitting forgotten in your fridge. isn’t that good enough? ”

“ right, moving on. that is not an image i wanted in my head. take a break from studying to plot murder with me? if anyone’s getting cocky, matheson is, quite brazenly so. could definitely de with being taken down a peg or two. consider it an early birthday present. in exchange, i’ll forgive you for not making me your favourite person. it wouldn’t be fair anyway, for me to be yours and you not be mine. gisèle, i am afraid, isn’t fond of sharing. i’m sure hana can relate.

at least you’re not doing law. at this rate, i’m never leaving uni. matheson might get his wish after all if tobias gets sick of dating a girl who’s never home. but — i’ll accept that. i like you enough to tolerate comment like that so. provided that’s good enough for you, of course. ”

#( ch: ada greengrass. )#( opp: cassius fulgora. )#( casada. )#( thread 2. )#( with — karin. )

ARDEN CALORE.

@literatetm

“ is this seat taken? ”

#look.#( ch: ianthe laris. )#( opp: arden calore. )#( arianthe. )#( with — karin. )

CASSIUS FULGORA.

“ don’t lie. you’d only remember that apple when you’re lying in bed and realising in terror that you haven’t eaten a single thing the entire day. and who said i was being sarcastic? when i get that cum laude at graduation, i’ll be sure to publicly thank my brilliantly intelligent and incredibly caring friend ada greengrass for making sure i graduate with flying colours.

“ hmmm, let me think. i can’t leave you to your own devices, apparently. or ask you to buy food for study dates. ”

“ apologies, you are absolutely correct. when you text me in the evening to see if i’ve keeled over and died yet, i quake in fear and rush to the kitchen for that apple. what kind of friend would i be if i died and left you to complete your masters all on your own? and thank you, i look forward to it. i suppose i ought to publicly thank my equally brilliantly intelligent and incredibly caring friend cassius fulgora, then, for keeping me alive long enough to graduate with some semblance of sanity left.

“ you get every colour stationary under the sun, and cum laude at graduation or your money-back guarantee. sounds like excellent motivation to spend time with your favourite person and bring her food on study dates, don’t you think? ”

#( ch: ada greengrass. )#( opp: cassius fulgora. )#( casada. )#( thread 2. )#( with — karin. )

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