what's Gucci fam?

#ILLUMINATI?

[jclyn]

[undocupop]

I’m the girl

[nehaaya-deactivated20160311]

*eats you out as a friend*

[amerikkkanpie-deactivated201903]

Blows your back out as your homie

[thepoetspace-deactivated2014090]

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

[revitiligo-deactivated20150118]

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

[iknownothingisalliknow]

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

[chiefsimba-deactivated20140812]

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

[mrcheyl]

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

[mrcheyl]

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

[chikkou]

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

[layrise-deactivated20160103]

Woah woah woah, that means

[sorhyu-deactivated20150602]

whA T

[ask-arthur-christmas-claus-deac]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

[alex-abadeer]

Can we please not forget about this? 

[ask-flameprince]

Wait then what if

[showgunate-blog]

i cannot accept this

[indiana-ifill-deactivated201612]

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

[sleezed]

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

[oziomathewicked]

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

[mimisavagee]

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Ummm 😳 ok wow

[blackgirlnamedkaivy-deactivated]

This is amazing.

[euphoric-infinity-deactivated20]

Wooweeee ☺️

[identificat]

this is the inside of a fucking fig

[zellah7]

[gentlepanpirate]

[jewsquats]

Im cryingggggg wUT

[showgirlsteve-blog]

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

[theactorsjourney-deactivated201]

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

[crystalsoulslayer]

#he’s screaming #help me

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[imaginary-mountains]

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[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[raekeiko]

send this to ur crush w no context

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[old-estonoes1]

[daddydoodoo]

[illuminardiconfirm]

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

[weloveshortvideos]

[allhailsauron-deactivated201506]

UNMUTE

[marshmallowscream]

his little gasp

[weloveshortvideos]

What is white dude doing

[amaralhawa-deactivated20160704]

^

[deezhandztho]

arisweetie

[thesickestsinner]

His best. He’s doing his best.

[sirius-blue-deactivated20150807]

Lmfao reblogging for that comment^

[brownngyal]

always reblog

[themonalydia-deactivated2022091]

love this

[judithbuttplug]

[gizmobabe]

I am fucking crying

[literarysext]

AMAZING

[am1na1992]

ME