illuminati Demon Facility

blog is about a self insert,their familiars & looking after demons! most of this will be for fun and not extremely lore accurate but will try to follow some lore of art will be done by me (which I aplogize is not the best)

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Info for this blog!

- will post sporadically

-this is for fun not anything serious

- my inspiration for this acc is @illuminatitechsupport and @lucytiel06 !

- most posts about demons interacting with my self insert or my self insert being pissed about other employees and other shenanigans that the demons get into

- jokes/stories about injuries while some may sound very outlandish have happened to me I will specify which ones are for jokes and which ones aren’t

- overall this blog isn’t meant to be taken seriously just something to laugh at:D!

- this blog is a mixture of jokes,facts about demons (mostly headcanons about certain ones so don’t come after me) and what’s it like “living” in the Illuminati base!

- feel free to interact with me however! By sending asks,memes,tagging me in things etc! While not new to rp itself I am new to tumblr rp!

the tagging system goes like this (it’s a WIP)

#demon caretaking

#demon care employees

#Zen speaks

#demon info/funfacts

Admin uses all pronouns so does my insert

Demons should be loved and cared for!! They really are sweethearts!

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“If you saw someone get taken and mauled by goblins no you did not”

She says while throwing a suspiciously body shaped bag away into the waste bin

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“The cherubs if they trust you! Really like having their wings preened and hair brushed! They’re very spoiled and if they like you enough they’ll uh….kid nap ya!”

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“Don’t let curiously kill you,do not come into the demon facility if you do not have clearance or a worker with you! I hate filing incident reports!”

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// heyyyy how y’all doing? Sorry for being so inactive! Got busy hehe will try to be more active soon!

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“The naberius’s while few are all overall very sweet! They even allow us to put sweaters onto them and tend to follow you around”

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“I kinda hate working here sometimes because I can’t give kisses to the naberius’s without having to go to the medical ward to check my lungs”

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“ANNOUNCEMENT! Because of the colder season the goblins wanna make little burrow type nests please watch where you step!!”

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“Funfact! During the colder days the cherubs are infact allowed to go with some of the workers to get sweet treats! Of course those are usually limited to prevent any laser accidents! They are only allowed to get hot chocolate and warm biscuits and pan Dulce!

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“Guess who has to deal with several large amounts of paper work because people are stupid? This gal….yay”

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“Please don’t feed the cherubim’s the things you bring into the facility outside of designated days or as rewards they get bratty and bitey…several people have already lost their fingers or parts of their fingers….”

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“I was a little too optimistic several people have been sent to the medical wing for temptates fuck”

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Checking in, how are things for you guys? - @illuminatitechsupport

“We’re doing alright! We have yet to see any incidents however that may change but we’ll have to hope for the best!”

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“I really love Halloween!! Especially since we dress up the demons here in the facility! It’s very fun watching the goblins and Cherubim’s have fun with the face paint”

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“Goblins tend to act very similarly to dogs more specifically pitty or bully type breeds! Big and heavy look mean and aggressive but can be very soft and lovable to their contractors or those they are summoned by”

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“I might be cooked…..two cherubs are still missing and I keep getting reports of people getting obliterated…..the major is gonna have a field day with my ass….”

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“…..just saw someone get obliterated by one of the cherubs……I’m so fucked”