SENTENCE MEME ⟶ LEGACIES / 1.10 –– 1.11
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“Speak of the actual devil.”
“I mean, Santa is kind of terrifying when you think about it.”
“Way to ruin life for the rest of us.”
“Everybody gets along with everybody here.”
“I know where all this darkness you’re feeling comes from.”
“I’ve done so many awful things.”
“Your sister’s being weird again.”
“I can’t wait to see what you have planned for tonight.”
“My sister is obviously on drugs.”
“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“You promised you wouldn’t let me down.”
“You suck at granting wishes.”
“You are totally manipulating things to make me miserable.”
“There is no world in which this would happen.”
“Any time things are going well for me, you have an episode, and you ruin everything just to steal the spotlight.”
“If I believed every paranoid delusion that came out of your mouth, I’d be just as crazy as you.”
“I don’t want to hurt your feelings.”
“I have spent my entire life trying to make you feel okay about yourself.”
“I am done worrying about when you are going to snap.”
“I am done letting you control my happiness.”
“Looks like you guys could use some help.”
“This place, it’s like a dream come true.”
“I would I could say it was under better circumstances.”
“Must be some sort of amnesia triggered by the trauma.”
“Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
“You trapped me in the worst situation imaginable just so you could get what you want.”
“You don’t know anything about suffering.”
“I should’ve never kept that secret from you.”
“You became obsessed with winning, and you lost control.”
“That just means you can’t break me anymore.”
“You are just as broken as I am.”
“On a fundamental level, I think I’m broken.”
“I realize this is all very sudden, but I just, for whatever reason, have this feeling that something terrible is gonna happen if I don’t change.”
“This morning’s evidence to the contrary, I always have time for you.”
“That seems pretty self-aware.”
“I feel like I’m losing my mind.”
“I know this is important, but you couldn’t have put pants on first?”
“It’s a little early for snark.”
“You’re not seriously suggesting we kill a unicorn?”
“If you need me to help you smite the she-devil, I got you.”
“Did she slip you some happy pills or something?”
“I have faced terrifying danger in my life.”
“You might have fooled everybody else, but I got my eye on you.”
“You should do something bold, spontaneous.”
“I can’t believe I went from having practically no one to having a boyfriend and a true friend I know I can count on.”
“This whole thing is a total waste of time.”
“Maybe I’m sick of always doing a good job.”
“I’m good on the gory details, thanks.”
“I have a doctorate in history and drinking games.”
“What was your most embarrassing childhood memory?”
“I can’t afford to make mistakes.”
“We just have to find a way to electrocute everybody without killing them.”
“These chains should help until we come up with a better solution.”
“Have you two gone crazy?”
“That’s why you’ve been so nice all day.”
“You know that we’re never getting back together, right?”
“You don’t even know the real me.”
“We got some things we need to talk about.”
“It took three showers, but I think I’m finally clean.”
“Maybe the only thing that’s keeping me from being happy is me.”
“I tortured myself trying so hard to be nice, and all it got me was a headache.”
“Everyone just assumes that I’m going to be a bitch.”
“Maybe I should just be what they want me to be.”
“That is why I have decided to permanently unleash my inner bitch.”
“Some people think that the real you comes out when your inhibitions are lowered, but in my experience, sometimes what really defines someone is what they won’t do.”
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