Hunter: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Jaylen Edwards.
Jaylen: Thanks?
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Hunter: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Jaylen Edwards.
Jaylen: Thanks?
Freya: Could you please not Hunter this into a worse situation than it already is?
Hunter: Did you just use my name as a verb?
“How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?”
Hunter Hughes
didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
MAESONEIR.
❝ CREDIT COMES WHEN CREDIT IS DUE, AS USUAL. ❞
which is why he refuses to give hunter ANY. just because he caught on doesn’t mean he truly knows anything. his parents are important, so what ? doesn’t mean the other is aware of everything going on in his life.
❝ never said you were an idiot, no. nor an imbecile, or any other phrase or term comparable to idiot. just because you are first does not give you any bonus points in that area. ❞
IT STILL FEELS AS IF HE’S HIDING SOMETHING, but what are you really going to do about it? you’ve got a habit of hiding things too, something you’re sure he’d be quick to bring up if necessary.
❝ i just can’t believe you hid this from me. i mean, how much do you know ? did you know i was bad before everyone found out? ❞
SKAM 3x08
MAESONEIR.
AT LEAST HE HAD THAT GOING. head tilts upward, chin lifting just the slightest, knowing he’d been caught. before he could do anything rash, he shoved his way past hunter, not too hard, but enough to get the other out of his path, putting more distance between them.
❝ if you could spot it a mile away, you probably would’ve figured it out MUCH earlier, you know. you’re not that cunning, hunter. ❞
HE LETS JAYLEN SHOVE PAST HIM, doesn’t bother trying to stop him. the boy’s attempt at avoidance starting to feel like he was winning. and then jaylen speaks, and at first a smirk comes to his face at what feels like an admission of guilt, but then he processes what he was actually saying.
❝ are you calling me an idiot? i’m the first one to figure it out, am i not? i feel like you should be giving me some credit here. clearly i was kinda cunning if i managed all of this so far. ❞
ILLUMIVLOGGED.
cue the SARCASTIC scoff. his slip ups are plenty and all caught on camera , enough proof that his presence doesn’t really seem necessary nor adds any think-out-of-the-box input. “ crucial to what? sit still and look pretty? ” DRAMATIC pause. “ i can do that too. ”
“ not as well as i can. ” not necessarily meant as an INSULT, but definitely his way of saying that he thinks of himself as prettier than everyone else in the group. “ i help. i’m smart. and i’m stronger than A FEW of you, so that also counts for something. ”
ILLUMINATCD.
‘ i’m so tired of liars. ’ there’s a bite to her tone, as she glares. ‘ quinn is missing – she could be dead. you’ve hurt people, you’ve made people go missing before. how am i supposed to know that this isn’t another act. ’
‘ i didn’t do shit to quinn. why would i out myself as being alive if i did something bad? that’d just be stupid. ’ though, wasn’t it his whole thing before he got outted as the bad guy to be the dumb one? ‘ i’m not that stupid. ’
“Rescue” sentence starters
for the pair in a dangerous situation (or for the dramatic pair in a regular situation). can be applied to spy, superhero, soldier, detective, or supernatural hunter characters, as well as many others. as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
The Rescued
“You came to save me!”
“What took you so long?”
“Wait–did you come without backup?”
“Ha ha ha ha! I thought I was gonna die.”
“Why’d you come? I could’ve handled this on my own.”
“Thanks for coming…I really owe you one.”
“Wait…you didn’t bring your weapons?”
“I was so scared…”
“Let go of me! I can do this on my own!”
“YOU came? We’re so screwed.”
“I’m okay…”
“Shit–it hurts–”
“Don’t worry about me. Where is everyone?”
“I’ll be fine. You go take care of the civilians/bad guys/monster.”
“Don’t LEAVE me!”
“I’ve never been so happy to see you.”
“Hey–I don’t think I can walk.”
“…this is gonna sound stupid, but did you bring any food with you?”
The Rescuer
“I finally found you!”
“Sorry it took so long–had to take a detour.”
“I’m here. You’re welcome.”
“Glad to see you survived until I got here.”
“I would never leave you hanging.”
“Stop criticizing me! No one else came.”
“Yeah, there’s no way I’m helping you next time.”
“You’re safe now.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“Hey–shut UP, I’m here to help!”
“I could’ve sworn I brought more weapons with me…Oh well.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“I wish I came earlier! You’re all scratched up.”
“Stay here. I’ll go get help.”
“DON’T move. I need to catch that guy/lady/person.”
“We have to get out of here. There’s a bomb.”
“Hey, how many fingers am I holding up?”
“Hold on, I’ll carry you.”
“So I hope you’re comfortable with saying whatever it is that you’re feeling straight to my face”
* 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓 ( 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 )
trigger warning for ( gendered ) slurs, murder, etc.
‘ it’s not too late to flee, you know. ’ ‘ you don’t belong in this family. i mean that as a compliment. ’ ‘ thanks for the presents, go fuck yourself. ’ ‘ i’m giving you an out, right now. ’ ‘ don’t take it personally. they’re just trying to figure out if you’re a gold-digging whore. ‘ ‘ she’ll never be one of us. ‘ ‘ it’s just something we do when someone new joins the family. ‘ ‘ it’s part of the initiation. ‘ ‘ do i have to win? ’ ‘ no, you just have to play. ’ ‘ honestly, it means more to them than the wedding itself. ‘ ‘ it’s just a weird family ritual. ’ ’ we only have to do it once. alright? ’ ‘ you’ll have to hide better than that. ’ ‘ oh, my god, your dress is amazing! ’ ‘ i’ve been totally stalking you on instagram. ’ ‘ we’re going to be best friends. ’ ‘ my dear, it is your turn. ’ ‘ it says hide and seek. are we really going to play that? ’ ‘ the rules are simple. ’ ‘ you can hide anywhere inside the house. We then count to a hundred and try to, um, well, find you. ’ ‘ so, there’s no way for me to win, right? ’ ‘ well, you could, I mean, stay hidden till dawn. ’ ‘ [name]. good luck. ’ ‘ what the hell is this? how old is this thing? ’ ‘ why did you shoot her in the face, sweetheart? ’ ‘ you’re supposed to maim her. ’ ‘ she needs to be alive for the ritual. ’ ‘ they think that if they don’t kill you, something very bad will happen to the family. ’ ‘ i had to play along so that I can get you out. ’ ‘ it’s going to be really tricky. ’ ‘ you knew what would happen if I pulled that card. ’ ‘ i didn’t think they’d actually go through with it. ’ ‘ when you marry into this family you have to play a game. and if you don’t, you die. ’ ‘ hey, you wanted to get married. ’ ‘ you brought me here, you didn’t warn me? ’ ‘ i don’t know what i’m doing! ’ ‘ and then there were none. ’ ‘ it doesn’t make sense. ’ ‘ what truth is that? ’ ‘ fucking rich people. ’ ‘ do you think this is a fucking game? ’ ‘ i remember all of it. ’ ‘ i think you made your point, sweetheart, thank you. ’ ‘ you don’t want to kill me. you don’t want me to die. ’ ‘ let me go. ’ ‘ i can’t let my entire family die because of you. ’ ‘ can’t you see it’s insane? ’ ‘ no one’s going to die. ’ ‘ i am not who you think i am. ’ ‘ where do you think you’re going, bitch? ’ ‘ who the fuck do you think you are? ’ ‘ you’re just another sacrifice. ’ ‘ fuck your family. ’ ‘ you won’t be with me after this, will you? ’ ‘ you’re hurting me. ’ ‘ i’m not like them. ’ ‘ don’t fucking touch me. ’ ‘ jesus christ, what happened to you? ’
@illuminatcd " but was it really worth it? " prompt | accepting
head tilts, smirk slowly growing on his lips. “was it worth it? hm..” he pretends to think, pretends it’s something he has to consider. “yeah.” said with a laugh. “i’m rich and i’m part of possibly the most powerful group of people in the world, i think it was totally worth it.”
MAESONEIR.
WITH HIM IN THE WAY, jaylen is tempted to shove him to one side, or perhaps stab him with a pen, or hit him upside the head with a journal. anything to get the other out of his face. unless he was planning on doing something with those lips other than blabber on and on about something he has worked so hard to keep secret, he doesn’t want him interrupting.
❝ it’s for me to know and you to potentially find out, depending on how the next few minutes happen to go. oh, they have a son named jaylen, too ? must’ve been quite the popular name back in ‘99. how many of us are you attempting to court if you’re working with him as well ? just so i know how big my c o m p e t i t i o n is. ❞
HE’S A STUBBORN GUY, hunter would give him that. so quick to make a defense, tensions high, still talking about their romance as if that’d distract hunter from his discovery. and to some extent it would, but not quite enough.
❝ you don’t have any competition, first of all. there’s no one else i’m seriously trying to get with. and second of all, when are you gonna give up the oblivious idiot act ? i pretty much invented that, i can spot it a mile away. ❞
@illuminatcd ☎ prompt | accepting
PICTURE:
NAME: 🌹
RINGTONE: every rose has its thorn - poison
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: [ FROM: 🌹 ] im not talking to you unless quinn comes back safe
LAST TEXT SENT: [ TO: 🌹 ] i had nothing to do with your girlfriend disappearing dude [ TO: 🌹 ] im trying to be a Better Person here
You do not want to clap at me right now. I will clap back. Wait, wait!
“MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?!”
nonononono..TWO idiots.