Mage for Life

Izanami main in Smite

[kinda-pushy-fem]

(Forgetting the words gaslight gatekeep girl boss) I don't think we can plushie princess pisskink our way out of this one, girliepop

[astudyingreer]

this is such an uncanny heisenberg impression 😭😭 I think the key is not actually having an American accent

[daryssa]

I'm really fond of witches from Korcari Wilds so I drew them all as you can see 😁 This artwork contains a reference to Veilgard. Who catch it?

[juiceboxblog]

I just finished the demo for ADWD 2: remnants and its so goddamn funny

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[xisjnwi1]

[nenalunes]

cmm

[emptyjunior]

Actually would have loved to have seen the Baldur's gate party do the math on Wizard who if he feels too many things will explode + Stupid Hot adventurer Tav always lurking around him = instant fiery death for the entire camp.

Just quiet realisation of haha if Gale gets too flustered guess we'll all be dust to...... if Gale gets Flustered we are Dust.

Whole party having to cockblock so they don't get cratered. Tav walking out of the lake looking absolutely glorious and Astarion shoves them back in (violently) before anyone can see. Tav trying to corner Gale alone in his tent to chat and Shadowheart making them sit with the door open. Tav keeps taking their clothes off after battles cause they're flithy and Lae'zel barks at them to cover up (she doesn't even know they're doing this she just does that independently).

I think Tav would be quietly amused and flattered and Gale would be psych ward panic attack car crash mortified mortified mortified

[unclefaust]

[zevrans]

PRINCE NUADA ➵ HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008, dir. Guillermo del Toro)

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Phury: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Zsadist periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Phury: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[nomelon]

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Vishous: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Vishous: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Butch: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Tohrment: So did their neck.

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*Butch and Vishous are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Butch: oh my god, Vishous, backwards!

Vishous: Really, Butch? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Butch: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Vishous?

Vishous: Oh, Butch. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Butch: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Vishous: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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Vishous, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Tohrment , entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

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Rhage: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Phury: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Rhage: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Phury: Somehow that's worse.

[sheepydraws]

J. R. Ward fucking got me. After five and a half books I am finally convinced that John Matthew deserves to be g-d's specialest little guy