illusionxst

The best way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth rib

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When you realise you have your notifications off and find so many salty anons lol

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:)))))))))

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Hard to sympathise with a cheater.

lol ok and u are

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Does your boyfriend know you still love your most recent ex?

What are you even talking about hahahaha

[badlydrawneverything]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

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I’m so tired. So tired of the nights when I cry myself to sleep at 2 AM. So tired of the self hate and destructive feelings. So tired of being constantly hurting. I’m so tired. So tired of being.

Words I will never say (via spontanieus)

[saveyourselfstayalive]

I’m worthless. I’m horrible. I’m a fuck-up.

(via saveyourselfstayalive)

[forgottensoulxy]

She was never bad at love, she was just stuck on the thought that maybe if she loved hard enough, they’d have to love her back.

(via seelensplitterxy)

[collarbones-and-skin]

no one

[lezzbianjesus]

[thxnk]

sometimes you get lucky and meet the person perfectly made for you, but what happens when you may not be made for them?

misfits (via sxnitas)

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