howdy boys

Fudou Akio -- Sakka Kantoku -- Faculty Dorm E-1-- Affiliated with String of Fates

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

shit parent #4

Im gonna use him to egg your home

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

egg babies, huh....

[koujakass]

♥Headcanons: Send the mun a word/phrase/name and they’ll write a headcanon about their character based on it.

♥Truth or Dare: Self explanatory, just don’t overdo the amount of truths and dares! The character/mun doesn’t have to do all of the truths/dares they receive.

♥Drabbles: Ask for a prompt relating to the character and the mun will write a drabble based on it.

♥Ask The Character/Mun: Ask the character/mun anything, but please still try to keep the ooc to a minimum. (You may ask things about the event also!)

♥Metaphysics: Have you ever done any actions in your life that you regret/question? If so, when?

♥Law: A terrible crime has been committed, and evidence points to your guilt. You didn’t commit the crime, but you don’t have an immediate way to prove it. What do you do?

♥Psychology: Are you in a point in your life where you’re proud of where you are? Are you content with your job? Your studies and habits?

♥War Preperation: If you woke up to find that war has been declared, what do you do?

♥Sexual Education: What is your ideal “type”? Would be committed in a relationship? Would you like to settle down someday?

♥Sociology: How far do you think you’d have to go to achieve (one of) your greatest goal(s)? How far would you really go?

[igottheaobooty]

you must not be the type to get kisses

smh

calm down

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

i get plenty of kisses

yours are just gross

[igottheaobooty]

oi shut up kid, the quicker i get this done the quicker i can leave. ok?

[closes in on him, kisses him on the cheek since he aint good enough for liplock.]

there

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

what did i just fucking say

do you wanna die

[igottheaobooty]

bring the face here, come on man. lean a lil closer

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

d-dont pull anything... i play soccer i swear to god ill kick you in the throat

[igottheaobooty]

Shut up kid, and give me your face.

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

wha t

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

igottheaobooty replied to your post: ethics and talk to me about wells

wash your mouth out with soap what the fuck

don't tell me what to do aobutt face

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

Fudou-kun! You're a terrible influence, I can't believe they hired you here.

"Oh please, if I weren't here there'd be no one to stop you from throwing on your old spandex suit and a truckload of hair gel and running around campus yelling that you're an alien. Hiring me was the best thing you've ever done."

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

ethics and talk to me about wells

What common rules of etiquette or morality do you disagree with? Do you have any personal rules that even you have trouble following? 

"Well I don't know much about that courtesy crap to begin with so it all seems pretty useless to me, so I guess you could say i 'disagree' with the whole thing. I don't have any personal rules either, I pretty much do whatever I want, people can get over it."

"As for the well thing... I.... really don't know what to say... They're deep, and they make people wet. Like me."

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

music and i dare you to pants someone

What was one happy moment in your life, and why has it stuck with you? 

"A happy moment in my life? ...Well when we won on the world stage when I was part of Inazuma Japan, that was pretty 'happy' I guess... 

...But then I don't think anything beats the first time I ever tasted a banana...." 

Pants someone? Oh boy.

"Hehe.... I'd be happy to accept this dare, buddy!"

[koujakass]

♥Headcanons: Send the mun a word/phrase/name and they’ll write a headcanon about their character based on it.

♥Truth or Dare: Self explanatory, just don’t overdo the amount of truths and dares! The character/mun doesn’t have to do all of the truths/dares they receive.

♥Drabbles: Ask for a prompt relating to the character and the mun will write a drabble based on it.

♥Music: What was one happy moment in your life, and why has it stuck with you?

♥Ethics: What common rules of etiquette or morality do you disagree with? Do you have any personal rules that even you have trouble following?

♥Journalism: Explain a time in your childhood where you shared a happy moment with someone else?

♥Self-Defense: What wounds have you kept hidden, and what wounds are yet to heal?

♥Occult Studies: Was there ever a time where a fear/phobia affected your daily life? When?

♥Life Management Skills: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else’?

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

... You look pretty today, Fudou-kun...

Oh, how nice.

"Thanks, nerd! I knew you'd recognize me as the more attractive man eventually. Don't worry I'm sure you'll grow into your features and look (almost) as good as me someday!"

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

igottheaobooty replied to your post: Paps that ass a few times to make up for his embarrassing moment moments ago. It was like he was dribbling a basketball and hell, it was a goal. A GRAND SLAM DUNK. But removing his hand afterwards. “This never happened.”

Wow no. Fight street up in the school. After being knee’d, Aoba had to catch his breath. What an ass, in personality that is. Ok, he wanted to be hard huh? Wanna be tough? Kicks him straight on the fuDONK.

Alright, his kid's got a death wish or something. Was that knee to the abdomen not enough? Did he really need to teach him another lesson? What's more, did he really think he was gonna get away with an ass-kick? No way. He pulled back his leg and kicked the kids shins as hard as he could. He'd feel that in the morning.

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

Paps that ass a few times to make up for his embarrassing moment moments ago. It was like he was dribbling a basketball and hell, it was a goal. A GRAND SLAM DUNK. But removing his hand afterwards. "This never happened."

What a nerd. What a brainless nerd. Everybody knows that touching the butt of kantoku will get you a cleat to the face. And he wanted Fudou to act like it never happened? Idiot.

"Not so fast there, punk..."

He grabbed the other by the collar and knee'd him in the gut.

"...Nobody touches the Fudonk..."

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

[slam dunks ball into goal]

...

**throws a banana peel at you**

[illwarmyourbench-blog]

geography

Have you ever traveled? Do you want to travel? Do you have places that are important to you? If so, why?

"Neh, traveling and vacations and stuff aren't really my thing. Anytime I've ever gone somewhere it was because I wasn't really given a choice."

"... If I had to choose one place that was important to me, it would probably be Liocott Island, where Inazuma Japan won the international tournament. I made friends with some pretty decent people, not to mention kicking some serious ass and winning on the world stage, that was pretty great."