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drug abuse? Noooo, i would never do that the drugs. I love drugs.
I constantly fantasize about going on an extreme bender. Just months of constant drinking and smoking and fucking and drinking and fucking and drinking and more smoking. The idea of sobering up looking down and seeing a swollen stomach gets me so wet.
Sounds like a great time, bonus points if the swollen stomach isnt because of the alcohol, but at some point you managed to get knocked up while you were living your best life. That "should" keep you sober for a few months until you start your next bender
I wanna taste the liquor in your breath when kissing you in the morning.
I wanna watch you stumble out of the bedroom to get your first bottle of the day, watching your bare butt drunkenly sway and jiggle.
I wanna look into your glassy eyes as I kiss you goodbye, open bottle in hand.
I wanna get home from work to find you so drunk you can't even form words anymore. I wanna help you lift the fresh bottle I brought to your lips to keep your vision all blurry and spinny.
I wanna watch as you try to walk for me, as you slur your words beyond recognition, as you try to be sexy for me. And you are.
I wanna tell you how beautiful you are.
I wanna hold your head while you blow into the breathalyzer, curious if you reached a new BAC record today.
I wanna make love to you while you're slumped over, unable to keep your balance. Being such a good intox girl, that's the least I can do for you!
I wanna carry you to bed while you're barely able to process what's going on, a drunken smile on your blushed face.
I wanna kiss you good night.
And tomorrow I wanna do it all over again.
Force me to get so full and drunk that you have to roll me to bed
Hey friendly reminder: Donât Ruin your life for kink
Donât harm yourself for kink
Donât isolate yourself for kink
Donât put yourself into debt for kink
Donât put yourself in danger for kink
Alot of people talk a big game about these things, but please practice safe kink practices. Negotiate saftey, boundaries, establish consent. Practice aftercare and check in and make sure people you trust know where you are. Whether youâre dominant, submissive, or switch you deserve safe fun consensual kinks.
It can become dangerous for you and/or your partner(s) really quickly if you donât make the small effort to make it safe. Getting off is not worth it.
Donât ruin your life for kink.
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You help her up onto the barstool and watch as she shyly adjusts her dress back down her thighs. âIâm not sure what kind of beer they have here. What do you recommend?â she asks.
âI recommend their beer flight, thenâ you say. âThen you can taste a variety and see which you like the most.â
Youâve brought her to your favorite artisanal brewery where you happen to have a special arrangement with the bartender. You order the âspecialâflight of beer and he begins to pour generous amounts from a few of the taps into glasses.
Her eyes widen slightly as you push one of the full glasses into her hand. âThatâs quite a large taste,â she says, but you can see a glimmer of excitement in her eyes as she lifts the beer to her lips and takes a deep swallow.
âThatâs the amber,â you say. She licks her lips and then gulps the remaining beer down in one swallow.
âNow try the pale ale,â you say, pushing the next glass to her. âItâs best to drink them as deeply as possible to get the most flavor.â She smiles and drinks it down.
âThis next one is a kolch,â you say. âTell me what you think.â She sets down the empty glass next to the first and lets you hand her the fresh beer. You watch as she tips her head back to drink the beer in steady gulps. As she drinks, the bartender quickly and quietly adds three more full pints of beer to the flight.
She sets the empty glass next to the other and lets out a shy burp and hiccup. âExcuse me!â She says, covering her mouth. You glance down to see her belly has swollen from the beer and is pushing tighter against her dress.
âYou havenât tried the amber yet,â you say, moving the full glass to her hand. She is swaying a little as she takes it, her eyes hungry and slightly unfocused now.
âI think Iâll like the *hic* amber, lemme try thishâ she says, lifting the glass now with some effort to bring it to her lips. As she chugs it down, you watch her belly growing with every gulp, filling with beer until her dress is stretched so tight you can see the faint outline of her bellybutton through the fabric.
âHow does it compare to this one?â you ask, as soon as she finishes. âI canât wait to tashte it!âshe smiles sloppily at you. She is swaying on the barstool, her eyes almost spinning in her head as she lets out a loud hiccup. You have to wrap her fingers around the full glass and she obligingly drinks it all.
Her belly is filled as tight as a balloon, the fabric is beginning to rip as she swallows more beer down into her keg of a belly. She lets out a moan as the fabric finally rips and her belly is freed from its confines. It sloshes so hard she nearly tumbles forward from the weight of it. You catch her and hold her steady upright by her massive beer gut, rubbing her belly as she hiccups again. She moans in relief as you rub.
âI *hic* gotta try *hic* the next one and sheee if I *hic* like it,â she slurs. As she lifts the next beer to her mouth and chugs it down, you feel her belly filling even more, pinning your hands between her belly and thighs as you try to hold her up.
She finishes with a loud burp and hiccup. Her breasts are straining what little dress remains and with one loud hiccup they finally tumble free from her dress as well.
âWhich was your favorite?â you ask. She answers with a loud burp which she can no longer hide. You feel her belly slosh. Her cheeks are red and her smile sloppy as she hiccups and sloshes forward against your hands.
âI tginks *hic*â she slurs, âthat I need to tashte shom *hic* more!â
You eye the wall of taps. With another wink, the bartender closes down the bar and leaves you alone to continue samplingâŠ.
I don't want to do all the work to get drunk on my own, I need someone to tell me when to drink and what to drink, so that I can't even question if it's the right choice. Tell me when to take shots and hits, so that I don't even notice when I'm blacked out because you keep giving me booze. You care for me, so why should I stop drinking? You care for me, so why does it matter if I can't walk straight anymore? You care for me, so I can just let loose and wet my pants, it doesn't really matter anyways, here, have another shot. Until I'm so drunk I can't get up anymore and you can use my sloppy body however you want.
alcohol go straight to anyone else's cunt or is that just me ?
i had one (1) small glass of some kinda rosé cocktail and i swear i could feel myself getting wet in real time.
alcohol gets me the kinda horny that has my inner thighs warm and tingling.
it's the kinda horny where i don't even necessarily want to get off, i just really, really need something inside me in any way i can.
Need an older man to teach me how to drink (and then take advantage of me when I donât know my limits and drink too much)
Wrapping your arms around the chest of a big, strong man to hold yourself up when youâre too drunk to remain upright on your ownâŠ
I need someone to get me high off my face. So high that my eyes go fuzzy and I cant speak without slurring or going dizzy. And then pound me. Im too high to say no and pliable as anything under you. I cant say no and if i do it doesnt matter ill be too high and weak to actually say anything. And when I wake up all ill know of that night is the soreness in my legs and stinging in my cunt.
havin a party wif daddy.. but he jus gets me more an more drunk till i cant thinkđ”âđ«,, feelin him grope me.. thn i wake up nakie an mi holes filledđŸ
wanna get him really drunk so he's all cute and giggly and looking at me with starry eyes because he loves me so much and then take him home and make him grind on my thigh while i spank him and tell him what a slut he is
i want alcohol. i want alcohol so bad. i want someone to get me so horribly drunk that i genuinely cannot speak anymore. i just want my brain to turn into mush and i want someone to take care of me the whole time
you invited me over to hang out and play games, and offer me a bit of your weed to smoke while you scroll through menus. i take a hit from your blunt and cough, its Way stronger than i anticipated. my throats a bit dry, so in between coughs i ask for some water. you turn to me, cup in hand. âdrink upâ
the drink burns as it goes down. i get a little lightheaded and sputter out a bit onto my shirt. âwhats wrong? did you choke?â
âno, why did you give me alchohol? i need water?
âthat is water.â
i do a double take at the clear liquid in the cup. it looks relatively normal, but im not easily fooled. âare you sure? it tasted weird.â
âmaybe you should have another sip to double check. are you feeling well?â
with seemingly no other option, i do just that. and a bigger gulp too, because i was feeling a big dehydrated. it still burned, but it felt like less of an issue. something that was just an inconvenience instead of a cause for concern.
âit still burned,,,but,,,â
âbut what? thats just normal water, you must have weird taste buds or something. take another hit, itll helpâ
you were⊠maybe not right.. but another hit couldnt hurtâŠ. could it?
i take another hit, and see you waiting in front of my face when i open my eyes again. âdid it taste good? you might need another hit, this is a really low-thc strain.â
âuhhh,,, uhhm,, okaay:)â you were sooo much smarter than me, i dont know why i ever doubted you in the first placeâŠ
another hit. another chug of water. repeat. repeat. this was a normal hangout sesh and yet im laying down with the room spinning while you hold the cup of water next to my head. âdrink up boy, you can take more than that, cant you?â
uhhhhhh,,, thcielingfan isnice,,,,,
âpoor baby boy cant think about anything, huh? maybe youve had enough,, you look so nice and fuzzy for me :) ill put on something for you to take a napâ
you push me to the side facing the tv, and put on a brainwashing loop. im too out of it to notice you sneaking behind me and wrapping your arms around me.
â,,,thaankyeewwâ before i let go completely and sink.
A Drunken Experiment
Words: 2.5k Category: m/f Summary: Caitlin agrees to participate in a study and winds up getting a lot more than she expected. Kinks/warnings/what youâll find inside: intox, accidental intox, cnc, medical, scientific experiment, sex research, scientific researcher/research subject Author's Note: None :)
Caitlin was always participating in various experiments at the local university-affiliated hospital for some extra cash, and today she was scheduled for one that paid particularly well - it should be, given that the experiment has something to do with masturbating inside an MRI machine.
Caitlin decides to take a quick shot of vodka before she heads out the door, just to steady her nerves. She knows they said not to take any mind-altering substances beforehand, but surely one little shot couldn't hurt.