I hate how “drunk porn” is like taboo or whatever. I just love rubbing my clitty to videos of girlies getting fucked while stumble over wasted. Not passed out, just barely a person drunk off her ass.
get me blackout drunk and make me strip slowly while you film my embarrassment of being too wasted to get off my clothes so you have to take them off for me while I lay unconscious on the floor
After the first drink at the bar my head starts spinning, which is no surprise because what I planned as some "light pregaming" ended up in me having half a bottle of vodka in two hours.
I'm trying not to let the others notice but I'm not very secretive, the way I can't stop smiling and giggling. We do shots and I have two because why not? My eyes start to unfocus slightly and I can't really follow the conversation anymore, but that's okay, I'll just sit here quietly enjoying the booze in my system. Sometimes someone asks me a question, and I do my best to answer, but because I'm too drunk to follow the conversation, all that comes out is something like "uhh.. yesss! exact-llly that!" with some very enthusiastic nodding that makes my head spin even more, so much that I have to grab the person next to me to not fully loose control of my body.
My friends don't seem to mind my drunkenness, and after a while I have to pee really bad, but every time I try to indicate that I want to get up, they make me sit back down, saying I had too much booze to walk around and that I should wait until everyone is leaving so they can help me. The pressure on my bladder starts getting more and more, I'm trying to get up but can't even make a step without stumbling and flop back onto my chair, nearly missing it and leaning to the side in an attempt to regain my posture. My bladder is so full that every movement is painful, but I can't help the way my body moves and sways from side to side even when I'm sitting, and my friends keep getting new shots that I have to drink. Sobering up is impossible. I press a hand to my crotch, trying everything now to stop pissing myself where I'm sitting, and that's when one of my friends finally sees (or pretends to see now for the first time) that I'm about to piss myself in public.
They go to the toilet with me, and try to hold me, but my stumbling is so bad and I keep falling that I have to crawl up the stairs to the toilet, with everyone in the bar to see the wet piss stain in my pants and my drunken swaying and slurring. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, and because my tongue is heavy in my mouth and my brain makes the world swim past me double, I have lost every ounce of control I ever had.
I need a pretty girl to pour me drinks until I'm too fuzzy and floaty to notice when she pulls me into her lap and gropes my tits and traces her fingers over my wet panties, too hazy and spinny and out of it to know what's going on
I need someone with thick, strong arms to get me so drunk that I can barely move and can't resist when they pull me onto their lap, my panties long gone, and grips my waist as they pull my limp, drunken body up and down on their dick because I'm too drunk to fuck them myself
I would love to be at a party or something and have someone force me to drink, like they offer me booze multiple times and become more and more pushy about it until they put down a drink in front of me insisting i take a good swig,
constantly encouraging me to drink faster, refilling my cup,“cheers“ing me until ive got a couple glasses down, eventually im nice and tipsy so they pour me shots and invite me to play drinking games…
about 3h after me insisting i wont drink im too wasted to stand up straight, slurring every single word laughing at everything and drinking what im handed or refilling my own drink once i see its (half)empty while looking at it so drunk off my ass im squinting to even be able to see, crosseyed and smiling stupidly.
Eventually i black out and wake up somewhere (probably the bathroom) still dizzy and feeling pretty buzzed..its the early morning hours so me being still intoxicated i decide im not done drinking and find the next best bottle of liquor hiccuping and stumbling and happily wasted
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