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Ecclesiastes and the Antichrist | Masterlist

paring: charlotte matthews/fem!reader

summary:

You're just trying to get through your junior year at Princeton, knock out your last history requirement, and maybe keep your ancient laptop from bursting into flames. Then Professor Braxton disappears—and in his place arrives Professor Charlotte Matthews. She's composed, unsettlingly magnetic, and has a voice like velvet draped over a blade. You don't know what she believes, only that you want her to say your name the way she says antichrist. in which, instead of starting a cult after switzerland, charlotte matthews goes on to get her phd in theology and become a professor at princeton.

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a/n: this will be a long-term, sporadic-style updates work. i have the ideas and general outline, but i don't know how long i want it to be yet. crush is still by baby and #1 priority, this is just like.......... one of many side quests i do

college au

ACT ONE: FALL SEMESTER

I. HISTORY 372: RELIGION IN HISTORY

II. LECITO DIVINA

III. FORTY DAYS IN THE DESERT

IV. THE GNOSTIC HERESY

V. THE DEVIL KNOWS SCRIPTURE

VI. MOUTH OF THE PROPHET

VII. VIA DOLOROSA

VIII. AS ABOVE, SO BELOW

IX. REVELATION

ACT TWO: WINTER SEMESTER

X. ORIGINAL SIN

XI. THE BODY IS A TEMPLE

XII. PURGATORY

XIII. THE NARROW GATE

XIV. STIGMATA

XV. MESSIAH COMPLEX

XVI. CANON LAW

XVII. THE SILENCE OF GOD

XVIII. SACRIFICE

returnofeternity

pls i need alien lottie fluff it can be literally anything she’s just so cute and so aaaaaa!!! :((( i wanna show her video games and ice cream and her mind be absolutely blown

alien!lottie who still has her scar !!!!!!!!!! maybe it's a birthmark instead :( she starts chirping and making these weird humming noises whenever you kiss it. it really pleases her.

thinking about lottie watching you game and being curious about this console and how it all works. and she wants a turn!!! thinking about her just running over civilians in gta or going the wrong way in Mario kart despite you telling her she's gonna lose. or lottie who gets ragebaited for the first time and ends up breaking ur controller because you were fucking with her while she was very intently focused on "slaying" a monster... she only feels bad because she can't play anymore games 😔 wakes you up in the middle of the night because she wants to play more and asks if you can drive to the "controller market" to get another one 😭

walking around the city with her and spotting this ice cream truck and you know you've GOT to introduce her to ice cream. there's so many things she still hasn't tried but ice cream to be like one of the first.... telling her to pick out whatever flavor she wants and she ends up drying your pockets out and getting like 4 scoops on her cone 😭 just a greedy alien. she sniffs it like a dog while you and her continue walking, and you just watch in amusement as she inspects it. she takes one kitten lick of the rainbow sherbet on top, and you see her antennae go crazyyyy. you even see her scar throb and light up!!! before you can ask if she likes it, she legit inhales the whole thing. in one go. it's gone from her hand in an instant, and you're horrified. she says she really liked it.

she always makes you buy at least 2 tubs of ice cream when ur at the store.

speaking of the store, you got kicked out the first time you took her to one because she started eating the fruits and vegetables straight from the stands.

alien!lottie who's homesick and reader who cuddles with her and kisses her pretty face while asking about her home planet, asking her what it was like and what she loved about it :( lottie who just gushes about how awesome it was, goes on about the traditions and food and her friends who landed here with her but doesn't know where they are. she tells you she wishes she could take you to her planet and show you off to her parents and everyone there. she tells you that she was a princess there and that you would've ruled beside her once her parents died.

alien lottie courting you....brings you a lot of goodies and makes you things to show you she cares for you and wants to be with you forever (knowing her, this is like 2 weeks into knowing each other). lottie who finds out that giving flowers is a sign of interest, so she picks a wholeee bunch out in the wild just for you :( she makes sure to compliment you every day and tells you how much you mean to her. tries to make you food like how you make it for her and ends up getting the fire department called 😭😭 you wake up to a tiny fire in the kitchen and see lottie trying to blow it out with her breath and a towel.

showing alien!lottie how to kiss and she just gets obsseseeddddd. won't stop kissing you now. any chance she gets, she takes. you'll wake up to her kissing your lips or cheek softly, mumbling that she's so glad you're awake so she can kiss you more. maybe she can like...give you her air to breathe so you can kiss for longer without pulling away yk.... makes it so you can hold your breath for a certain amount of time and not pull your addicting lips away from hers <3

idk. i love the idea that she can like push her antennae back into her body so she's in "human" form (and maybe she's been on earth for a bit in disguise....her parents made her appear human because they're ashamed or something) but whenever she's around you, they keep popping out because they keep going crazy for you 😭 u give her one smile and she's groaning and flushing and trying to keep her antenna inside of her because it wants to sniff you. she has the biggest crush....