iluvdavedsaf

- im sam - Dave’s real girlfriend and waifu - my doubles dont exist 🍆

[iluvdavedsaf]

◟♯ . / MY INTRO . ! ( ´ ▽ ` )

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>hai im sammipan/sam

> I like the pink valley, dsaf, Arsenal, and homestuck

> Dave is my lovely husband

㐃 (nonsharing👀)

> proud black + German woman

> B-DAY: June 6th !! 🍰

> no dni

[Dont be afraid to ask me anything]

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[iluvdavedsaf]

I used to be your biggest hater 👀👀👀👀👀🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀🤫👀👀🤫👀🤫👀👀👀👀👀🤫

Okay wait this is a bit funny PLEASE tell me who you are😭I BEG

[iluvdavedsaf]

HELLO BOI

[iluvdavedsaf]

Hair gets redyed tomorrow #yay #stillpurple #bluepurplepink #wow

[iluvdavedsaf]

STRAWPAGE

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PLEASE SEND ME STUFF I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS OR SEEING THE THINGS YOU GUYS SEND ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPLEAPEPAMZPELWPSLELWPALS

[iluvdavedsaf]

I find it annoying when people think I’m joking about hating British/“ENGLISH” people but I’m really not

The accent is insufferable, the food looks like slop, the people are overly babied, and they’re just annoying😅

“Oi you tea handle!” Stfu and go eat ur beans and toast😭😭😭

[iluvdavedsaf]

Delinquent where tf is ur hat

[iluvdavedsaf]

Having irls know your social media accounts is lowkey the same as being behind prison bars

[iluvdavedsaf]

Confession 1: I have blocked by multiple popular dsaf artists, I don’t care tho, js felt like sharing this #thuglife

[iluvdavedsaf]

Bro can stuff under my bed stop molding, mind you, there’s no liquid at all that’s causing my stuff to get moist. Is it the heat? Are my books SWEATING???

[iluvdavedsaf]

I should collect my armpit sweat, freeze it into a popsicle, give it to people who eat at in n out and say that it’s “animal style flavored popsicles” when in reality it taste like onions✌️✌️✌️✌️ anyways, reblog if you want my popsicles!☺️☺️☺️☺️

[iluvdavedsaf]

i just saw you delete one of your posts rn 👀👀👀👀👀👀

One of the posts I deleted had the same gif that I used in my recent posts so I didn’t wanna look dumb for using the same gif TWICE

And the second post I deleted was me saying “tumblr why won’t you let me edit my posts”(smth like that) BUT it let me edit my posts after posting that so I js deleted it

[iluvdavedsaf]

Found out one of my followers writes dsaf fanfiction

I’m not mad, tbh I fucking love their work, plz keep making more beautiful freaky fanfiction🥺🥺

[iluvdavedsaf]

I’m so sleepy but ion wanna sleep

[iluvdavedsaf]

I like my men tall, purple, malnourished, and long necked

[iluvdavedsaf]

“Aren’t u the person who painted Dave with blood?”

Yeah, still do

“Why?”

Idk, I was “high” off of nyquil and did whatever thing I could that would made me known for being a Dave fan🤤

[sammzysbargainbin]

i try to call you everyday, im rehearsing what to say!