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philosophy + memes - (she/her)

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[candlelightkitty555]

not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him

[mysticblizzardkitty-phm]

Holy Trinity of Unwilling Protagonists

A companion to this post I made! Credit to @the-yapperrrr for mentioning Arthur Dent in the comments

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Lmfao so we're all voting Zaphod Beeblebrox again for Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe right guys

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to call him a good boy or i’ll die and he’ll die too

[star-angel-selkie]

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[sovietnam]

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Lmfao so we're all voting Zaphod Beeblebrox again for Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe right guys

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do