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melrosecole‌:

Oh yeah, of course. I’m fine. I mean…I know it’s not actual gunshots or explosions, so. I’m alright. Loud noises just don’t agree with me particularly well anymore. I’m alright though.

...we don’t have to do them.

#right like now that i think about it its so valid #i feel like it'd still be super like scary and hard bc just.#car noises are so important and sirens and shit like #thats gotta be scary #i'm scared just driving as it is half the time in tampa.#fucking today on my way home in the pouring ass rain one of the signs on the hwy was like sup yeah wrong way driver was alerted #and i was like k cool getting the hell off this road then cool cool cool #aw yeah thats cute tho. ily likes to just curl up in the car and let mel take her places #she is. v v drunk #but she is trying to be a good gf and think about bae also here #she looks v concerned now tho

melrosecole

God --

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Yeah, it’s like…some of them sound like gunshots. But the really big ones sound like explosions. They’re prettier than explosions though.

...oh. Is it...okay?

#oh yeah no its just an ily thing pretty sure #i think #i...dont know for certain but like i'm p sure #but aw yeah ily likes to be driven around much more #its easier for her and she feels way less stressed #google said that dead people are actually statistically less likely to get in accidents what #that's neat #bc they're super attentive and like visually more aware #dude yeah ily is all about that life okay.#hot older gf is her thing lbr here #she's into all of it #its just kinda hit her that oh. gunshots. war. bad. is this even okay rn should we leave idk

melrosecole

God --

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

They’re very…loud.

...yeah? I guess they’d have to be for me to feel them so much.

#nah i'm pretty sure they can? ily just refuses to do so #she's like terrified of fucking up bc of her hearing and hurting someone #she'll only drive her motorcycle bc like she feels that's more likely to only seriously hurt her bc of the size #...tru tho frankie often stays sober to deal with allison lbr #gross aw. mel's cute.#ily loves hanging off of her tho i feel #bc strong solid human she can rely on and its good

melrosecole

God --

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

I think – hmph – everyone knows it’s happening.

....yeah, that’s the best part.

#ily couldnt drive anyway so she's useless as a DD xD #so she gets a free pass for drunkenness always.#true tho frankie is the mom friend so she would have no problem staying sober.#she's probably still mostly sober lbr.#still having fun but lil more sober than the other two idiots here #omg necessary. ily is 100 percent drunk enough to need support to stay up #she's sloppy.#but aw mel. ily is snuggled into her just :Ding at everything happening

melrosecole

God --

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Ugh, I hate them.

Whaat? Nooo. I love them. I can like. I know it’s happening.

#awh yes tho. double dates are cute and they deserve it #even if its to some big dumb party #oerugh best tho. bc yeah ily is druuuunk.#she was all about letting herself get lit for a night bc w/e girlfriend will keep my dumb drunk ass safe we gud #she's in love with fireworks tho #bc look tho i can kinda hear them in a way and i feel them and its grEAT

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Oh please. Please. I cater to him so often. I just don’t give him people food like some people, because it’s bad for him.

If it was bad, we wouldn’t eat it, Mel.

#fuck i dont even know.#at any rate she's now the official headcanon fc for aubrey? i think that's her name? molly and lucy's mum?#who remembers not e #sorry bout ti melrose.#at least you have a cute girlfriend even if she is a mess at times

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Babe. Look at him laying there. I’m counting like three rolls.

You’re so mean to the poor pup.

#i genuinely do not know. but looking through face claims and all that the one that stands out as like.#looking hte most like her #is ash? but? would i have ever had molly's mom present for anything??#i really am not sure but that's who i think she looks most like but huMPH #but oh ofc ily knows. she knows what she has done.

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

He’s like twenty pounds heavier. He is a tubbo.

Oh, c’mon he is not. That’s a huge exaggeration.

#super fair honestly.#but oh man i dont even remember. i'm like almost positive i've used her for something i just. do not. remember.#and it bothers me.#bc she definitely was a mom for someone #the worst. ily ruined him. and she regrets it zero #and is doing her best not to laugh here bc nO

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

All the time. Quite literally. All the time. He’s getting fat, babe.

Oh, he is not, he’s just fine. He looks handsome.

#lyla was like fine whatever but minka is just really hot.#so i'm in #but no yeah it was deff ellen for mahhm #fuck. i know i even used gifs of her so its a mom we would have seen pop up i think?#or am i. crazy.#who knows.#but omfg ily just. cant help it #the dog is cute and he wants so she gives

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Mmkay. Don’t feed any to Max, please.

Oh, please. When would I ever?

#you clearly just needed to experience FNL to get the full impact of it its okay #i also just. okay. so i know i fucking used tami T for someone's mom fc. who was it.#omfg yeah it was balls hot out. i worked out outside and i was like bet okay this is hell #gross stop it. they're so bad.#ily has a sly smile bc ok u kno imma do it anyway

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Hah. Talk shit get hit, Allison. You want chicken or a burger?

Uhh, chicken sounds good I think?

#yes really minka is a star.#like how the fuck is she so hot?#dudde naahh.#the cold is so miserable.#like. i just wanna be comfy #but yes ily is sighing at them bc sisters pls.#you are just like my brothers with each other how

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Allison’s being annoying, just tell her I’m clearly the better cook here.

Oh, totally the best. Can confirm.

#yep this is fine with me honestly.#you know i love a good minka gif in my life anyway she's perf #mmm nope. not interested in too much cold.#just like. a solid average not too cold not to hot temp is perf #ew gross stop y they this way #they're probably a lot gross to be around in times like this #ily just kinda grinned that out and flashed a grin towards allison bc sorry bruh she wins

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

Will you not back me up here?

Hm?

#okAY this is fine that was an assault on my emotions bc fuck she's so hot #i dont want like cold weather just. tolerable weather tbh.#that's all i'm asking for #dont need anything special #but yes ily glanced back up and tugged on her ear a bit.#which i feel is her i cant hear whats going on too many people at once and cant follow lips like this sign

melrosecole

Oh my god.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole‌:

I know how to operate my own grill, thank you.

...

#i refreshed this and saw lauren and had a fucking moment where i felt a sense of dread and omg #i think you're right #she may have been ruined #but also for fucking real why is it so hot its probably like. you know. should be fall or something #cooler weather #where is that #but yes ily is just hanging out probably in a hammock or something next to them #probs isnt following the convo terribly well so she's just sorta half watching on like shrug emoji

melrosecole

No.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole:

What kind do you want? I’ll get us one.

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No, I’m not doing it just to be a bitch. I don’t know though, maybe that’s part of it. I just…don’t feel the need to reconcile is all. You were there. You know why. I love you. I’m sorry I’m the worst.

Um, whatever is left of my local brewed stuff is fine.

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I...no, of course. I know. And I get it. If you’re comfortable with this decision, you know I’ll support it. I love you too. A lot.

#yeah like its been fun its been good. some of the characters are cool but.#mostly i'm just. good xD #yeah i think that's reasonable.#even if i hate them all and want them gone bye #ugh its the grossest #frankie is just up in her space now and its gross #and then there's mel and ily like k time for a beer ya'll

melrosecole

No.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole:

I’ve already made it. They don’t deserve anything from me. They never did.

—-

That’s not…what I’m doing. Or maybe it is a little bit, I don’t know. But no, it’s not just an eye for an eye thing. It’s me not thinking it’s going to do fuck all. It’s me not owing her anything at all ever again. She was terrible, she doesn’t deserve anything for me. I’m not doing it to hurt her…I don’t think. I’m doing it because I don’t have anything to say, or anything to forgive her for. I’m never going to forgive her, so why bother? Maybe that makes me a bad person.

I would have to agree with you there. So I guess we should...just not worry about it and like have a beer or something.

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No, no that...that doesn’t make you a bad person. You’re not a bad person. It - as long as you’re not doing it for the wrong reasons, I think...I think maybe you’re right, then. I just want to be sure. This is a big thing and...I just...wanted to be sure we talked it all through.

#dude yeah idk. everyone just kinda disappeared all at once which #ohwell xD #cant say i'm that mad bout it #we can maybe do the next check after the weekend #since so many people are on hiatus and shit #look she cant explain it she just knows. this is her human #and thats just how it goes

melrosecole

No.

ilyanastryder

melrosecole:

Shouldn’t it though? It shouldn’t make the decision for me, but it’s got to…factor in.

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I just – why though? She never did anything for me. She made me awful for a really long time, and then when I got less awful she disowned me like she did Mel. Thankfully I was out of the house at the time, living with Hope and Hope got me through college, but fuck. Maybe she should feel some of the fucking bullshit we did.

...I guess, but it’s still your choice.

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I just...I don’t think that...the whole ‘eye for an eye’ thing ever ends up feeling good, you know? She was terrible, I get that, but...leaving it with you trying to make her feel the way she made you feel I just...I don’t know. Maybe I’m wrong, but it...it’s not something I necessarily think ends up feeling as good as you think it will.

#you are nooot at all wrong #the thirst level some days is just atrocious #its been real quiet tho so ay. maybe we'll finally be rid of all the shitty people #she did. she waited for as long as was necessary bc she liked that one #that was her pick #like oh. oh poor sad beautiful broken one let me fix

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