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ilyanastryder‌:

…we don’t have to do them.

I know. But I’m okay, and I know you like them.

#god true like. how do you even know if your car is making a weird noise if you're deaf??#without smoke or weird smells there's no fucking way to tell #but bro same. im actually alright driving around here and destin and shit but like #my ass would not drive around tampa. people drive fucking nuts there xDDD #...im sorry? wrong way driver??? i??? what? do you guys have one way streets there?#or did some dummy just do something dumb like go down the wrong line of a roundabout?#omg aww. mel is just grinning at her #like. she's very uncomfortable but she's so used to be horribly afraid that this is nothing to her now #so she leaned down to kiss bae's forehead

melrosecole

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melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

…oh. Is it…okay?

Oh yeah, of course. I’m fine. I mean...I know it’s not actual gunshots or explosions, so. I’m alright. Loud noises just don’t agree with me particularly well anymore. I’m alright though.

#...omg that actually makes so much sense??#i've never thought about it before but shit #i guess they do have to be extra careful. holy shit.#but omg yeah mel has no issue driving the gf around.#her truck is actually nice too. she takes care of that shit #omg awww. no worries ily you are v drunk. understandable it's not a first thought #mel just laughed against her ear though and shook her head #she's not robbing this from the gf. she refuses

melrosecole

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melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

…yeah? I guess they’d have to be for me to feel them so much.

Yeah, it’s like...some of them sound like gunshots. But the really big ones sound like explosions. They’re prettier than explosions though.

#omg okay i was about to have my mind blown #like i can see blind people not being able to but deaf people i never imagined #but fair though honestly. mel's fine with driving ily anywhere she needs to go anyway #that bitch loves to drive. but she def trusts her to be careful on the bike too #omg yeah she's so easy to hang off of?#especially now like. she softened up there for a while #was never overweight but like. she def wasn't in the shape she was overseas #but now she's back to that level. and homegirl is just. fit as hell #so ily could probably shove her with her full strength and mel wouldn't even move

melrosecole

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melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

….yeah, that’s the best part.

They’re very...loud.

#wait. deaf people can't drive? or does ily just not have her license xD #...i guess it makes sense bc they can't hear sirens or horns or anything but. for some reason i never thought they couldn't drive #...yep xD i can see frankie staying sober to deal with allison tbh #but she can cut loose and drink and be buzzed without a worry #bc mel hasn't drank a drop #fucking stop xD thankfully mel is a fucking brick wall. so ily isn't going to fall over #stoppp that's cute. mel's trying to enjoy it for her but just.i feel the loud explosions still get her jumpy

melrosecole

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melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Whaat? Nooo. I love them. I can like. I know it’s happening.

I think -- hmph -- everyone knows it’s happening.

#omfg yep xD mel i feel like just #volunteers because she knows who she's with #she can't trust ily to stay sober xD or allison #she could trust frankie but. she also wanted to give frankie the opportunity to have fun tonight #so she bit the bullet and is drinking water #but aw. mel can tell and is like #trying to appreciate them with her #so she's shaking her head briskly and just looped an arm around her to keep her upright lbr #she's so much better with fireworks now than she was though

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Ugh, I hate them.

#mel i feel is also probably out and about for new years #i imagine her and allison are double dating with ily and frankie #and mel is fine. it's a lot of people for her but she's been friendly and just sipping at water #bc she drew the short straw and is dd basically #but the fireworks are starting and they still make her jumpy #so every now and again she's just violently flinching

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

You’re so mean to the poor pup.

Oh please. Please. I cater to him so often. I just don’t give him people food like some people, because it’s bad for him.

#bro i straight up know none of the weasley parents have been shown #we've talked about them and maybe you posted a thing for the parents but like #in terns of being used? nah. idt we've ever used gifs of them #even though uh it's tami t and we should????#mel is forever mad aout it okay xD #she's like ilyana you've ruined my dog. she's trying to take him running with her but he hates it xD

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Oh, c’mon he is not. That’s a huge exaggeration.

Babe. Look at him laying there. I’m counting like three rolls.

#dude this is going to bother me too #i honest to god cannot fucking remember #idt it was any of the original hogwarts crew #but maybe new hogwarts at some point? fuck #im trying to figure out who she might look like to pull it off #was it ily??? was it ily's mom??#fuck no. i just looked it up. hers was reese witherspoon #gdi xD mel can tell too #so she's just slowly leaning closer bc do not even lie rn you see this

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Oh, he is not, he’s just fine. He looks handsome.

He’s like twenty pounds heavier. He is a tubbo.

#she really is dude #ive wanted to play her since fnl ngl xD #fuck dude i honestly can't think of a time where i saw tami t before now #fuck. this is going to bother me #omfg he's learned to beg now too xD #and mel fucking hates it xD bc BOY YOU KNOW BETTER #so now she's just pressing at ticklish spots in order to try and force her into submission

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Oh, please. When would I ever?

All the time. Quite literally. All the time. He’s getting fat, babe.

#god dude apparently. i didn't even like lyla until s3 but just. minka man. she's so god damn hot #...bro i honestly cannot even remember?#i want to say dani but i think dani was ellen pompeo for mahhm #did you do it for someone over on the orlando window???#or hogwarts???#fucking xD amazing. mel def knows. but she feels the need to warn every time #bc ilyana he's fucking fat pls stop

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Uhh, chicken sounds good I think?

Mmkay. Don’t feed any to Max, please.

#bro i don't even know??? i just #ive been so under appreciating her this whole time? im ngl.#like. how have i not seen the light before now #ugh dude no. i love the cold so much xD my ass was dying out in the heat today ngl #oh they are hands down the worst siblings like #allison often just likes to chuck shit at her #but mel just is :)ing and cupping bae's face rn

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Oh, totally the best. Can confirm.

Hah. Talk shit get hit, Allison. You want chicken or a burger?

#jfc good. ive been wanting to use minka for a whle now anyway so this is perf #sad that lauren is fucking ruined though. god.#bro no. bring on the fucking frigid ass air im into it #i am built for the cold #fucking amazing though #allison naturally just threw shit and mel threw it back twice as hard #and just bent back over ily and just. gross

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

Hm?

Allison’s being annoying, just tell her I’m clearly the better cook here.

#okay i assume you support the decision then xD bc i just. cannot #lauren's unfortunately been ruined for me #ugh see i would like cold. but i will settle for not oppressive hotness #but aw. mel ofc knows it by now #so she went over and pressed her lips close to her ear and is just talking into it #which ofc allison is gagging over bc they're an idiot family

melrosecole

Oh my god.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder‌:

…

Will you not back me up here?

#...im making this executive decision. is this executive decision good with you #because i just...i can't #at least for rn i can't with lauren which sucks because i like her but no #i can't xD so minka it is #...i would love for fall to come pls universe #give me cold weather #my cold weather outfits are cuter #but omg amazing. mel is obviously swatting at her foot rn #bc babe. just agree with me here sos #and you know frankie is sighing in the background bc gdi allison no

Oh my god.

I know how to operate my own grill, thank you.

#first od all it's like 81 degrees in my house rihgt now and im dying :))))#i hate this. it's been so hot that our ac is like lmao fuck you i'll be at 81 when it's set at 77 if i damn well WANT TO BE #rip me not sweating inside #...but yes. mel is being her casually terrible idiot self right now #and in my head is hosting a bbq for her dumb sister #bc hope is off with kate somewhere #but allison is still in town. and is giving mel 'tips' on how to run the grill #which are terrible. and i hate them. they're the dumbest sisters #...also i hate this but using lauren's face hurts me now #l.......might have ruined her for me

melrosecole

No.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder:

Um, whatever is left of my local brewed stuff is fine.

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I…no, of course. I know. And I get it. If you’re comfortable with this decision, you know I’ll support it. I love you too. A lot.

Good deal. Here.

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I want you to be comfortable with the decision too. You didn’t seem too happy with it at first. You’re the best thing to ever happen to me, you know that right?

#same tbh xD if it disintegrates im not going to be overly emo about it xD #like whatever bro it's fine #you all go off and do your own thing and we will devlop our characters here bye #ugh same i just want to unfollow them all bye #but yep xD fucking mel and ily like w/e done here time for a bev #mel just flopped with her head in ily's lap again #meanwhile allison's in her feelings about her gf over here #casual day #she just wrapped her up and pressed her face to frankie's stomach #in my head she's sitting and frankie's standing

melrosecole

No.

melrosecole

ilyanastryder:

I would have to agree with you there. So I guess we should…just not worry about it and like have a beer or something.

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No, no that…that doesn’t make you a bad person. You’re not a bad person. It - as long as you’re not doing it for the wrong reasons, I think…I think maybe you’re right, then. I just want to be sure. This is a big thing and…I just…wanted to be sure we talked it all through.

What kind do you want? I’ll get us one.

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No, I’m not doing it just to be a bitch. I don’t know though, maybe that’s part of it. I just...don’t feel the need to reconcile is all. You were there. You know why. I love you. I’m sorry I’m the worst.

#i can't either xD the less we have to deal with these people the better tbh #but dude yeah i'll do the next check like. mid week i feel #just give people a bit of a break #but ugh it makes me really emo??#allison for real has no fuckng clue how she got so lucky like xD #frankie's her favorite human in the world

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