What's the time? (ap)

Independent and Private Tony from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Both 'human' version and clock version. Canon divergent and AU based. __________________ Please read rules and about before interaction. Those who do not follow rules will be Ignored and more Unfollowed. __________________ I am private and only roleplay with mutuals. __________________ EST. 11/5/14 (1/22/14 on old blog) __________________

[rottenepxch]

I know you interact with spinach-cxn quite often so oh my gosh did you see their updated humanization

[outofcontrol];; I did and love it so much! 

[rickslaughter]

         ❝ THEY’RE NOT LIKE THOSE PARTS ARE MISSING❞

                                                      art credit

Come into my inbox and try to corrupt my muse.

[stiigma-blog]

okay, so, if you send  ”six word story” to my inbox, i’ll pick a random one from the site and write a drabble/starter for our characters based off of it

[missingmindsart]

There is always TIME by MrBuckalew

So we all know of the human version of Tony The Clock from DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED 2. Well I think we ignored an obvious version of him. An android. Seems rather obvious to me.

[rickdiickulous-blog]

@rottenepxch from HERE

           ❛ That’s cause we’re total b-badasses! ❜ He grinned, obviously very proud of annoying the other with his usual bullshit.  ❛ Wh-What’s up with you ‘om-omnipotent’ beings fucking complaining when we have a- a little fun? Buzzkill. ❜

[rottenepxch]

❝Because every single time—❞

         ❝Fun is had, I have to deal with the headache. ❞

There was a lot on the tongue of the man of time, but he stopped from saying most of them- he knew when things were going to be a waste of time. He gave a comment which was almost entirely sardonic in response- not really an offer and not expecting anything from it.

❝If you gave a warning—❞

        ❝Before you did your crap, then things would              be smoother.❞

[rottenepxch]

[outoftime];; Honestly Tony needs to get drunk somehow and some time and loosen up a bit.

[trianglepuppet-blog]

              ❝ NOBODY’S BREATHING- WHO LET THE❞

                                               ❝ EVIL IN?❞

[rottenepxch]

“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”

                         『 RICK & MORTY STARTERS 』

❝What is with you mortals—❞

          ❝That have a bit more intelligence and abusing the hell                 out of it? Seriously Rick, all your jumping around screws                 things up pretty bad. Not that that’s going to stop you-                  why am I wasting time with this?❞

[rottenepxch]

“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”

                          『 RICK & MORTY STARTERS 』

❝That really doesn’t change—❞

           ❝Anything- actually, I don’t even care about the more                  questionable stuff here because trust me I’ve seen                  worse (or done)- you’re confusion and muddled mind                  bugs me. You should be doing something else.❞

[rottenepxch]

“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”

                           『 RICK & MORTY STARTERS 』

❝Have you never questioned that?—❞

            ❝Maybe it’s just me, but the fact we all somehow                  chose to teach the same students at different yet                   simultaneously the same time, as irritating as it                   is this place seemed to have lacked flow, seems a                  bit weird. I know my intention was two different things,                   but this is all quite weird.❞

[rottenepxch]

[outoftime];; Going to be a bit more active on @autoscxpy today- though more multitasking than anything. Send stuff to the inbox would love to answer those~

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝rick and morty❞ ask meme

“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”

“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”

“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”

“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”

“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”

“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”

“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”

“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”

“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”

“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”

“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”

“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”

“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”

“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”

“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!'”

“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

[rottenepxch]

Tony u dumbass just adopt some kids already u know u want to

      ❝ –Are you going to stop any time?❞

[sandcvstles]

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

[rottenepxch]

✧

                              『 MEET MY MUSES! 』

                           ˢᶜᴾ⁻⁰⁴⁹﹔﹔ˢᶜᴾ ᶠᶦᶫᵉˢ || ᴴᶦᵃᵗᵘˢ || ᵖᵃᶰᵃᶜᵉᵃᶦˢᵐ

The doctor was used to this- sat down, in a room with guards watching. Collararound the neck, hand cuffs to the table. He didn’t blame humanity- their ignoranceto what plagued them was not exactly their fault. However, their choice to captivatehim was their choice, and their mistake. It was a benefit-downfall. They kept him,and with waiting he would eventually cure them too. The infected, at least. Hecould sense the disease within the white walls humming with electrical camerasand the echoes of various noises from all types of beings. That was their positive.The negative was keeping him from others who needed his help.

                         They questioned him- common

Silence laced the being mocking a plague doctor, single worded answers or riddledresponses given back. He was a civilized individual, there would be no fight fromgloved hands that spread his cure, which they so poorly called death and illness themselves. A question was given- one he had heard many times before- whatwas this disease. The answer had been given already, many times. They neverunderstood, but the Doctor gave a hum noise, echoed off the semblance of porcelain mask. He spoke a fuller answer, before he would remain silence.

  ❝ –You question, however❞

               ❝ You don’t listen. I would hope by this point, perhaps,                         there would be some getting through. But, good sir,                         despite your disbelief, the cure will be given.❞

[rottenepxch]

I have a headcanon that Tony loves spinach and one day he eats Spinach Can accidentaly

[outoftime];; I’m….is this an earnest or a joke anon like I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS WOW.