[ilyaseal]

i go by seal on here, 23 🦭❤️ shane hollander will be twisted into a warm pretzel. ilya rozanov will be surrounded with many blankets.

i be heatedrivalry posting. i be kinkposting sometimes. you will not find rpf here. minors OUTTT

they/them. homoromantic. homoflexible probably. tmasc dyke. i get so gay off that Everything

[hcnnibal]

at the sex club on bdsm night whipping my partner but shaking my head the whole time so you know i dont condone violence and do not derive pleasure from causing other people pain

[ilyasmole]

i want everyone to reply to/reblog this with a heated rivalry fic that they've jerked off to. like it was so freaky nasty hot that you just HAD to jerk off to it. i'm so serious about this #NoShameSunday

i'll go first. watch him go by vividblossom.

[creamsiclemelt]

to this day, one of the sexiest things that i think happened in hr was when ilya got shane to beg, and then beg again ("you will have to do a better job than that") and when shane did, let him believe for a few seconds he'd get it. and then ilya said no anyway.

[creamsiclemelt]

also something else about this scene that I think is so hot is their bet and the way ilya frames it.

he says, "then let's make a deal" (it's not a suggestion. shane's already said yes without needing to) and lays out what will happen if shane wins. "i will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want," he says calm and unbothered. he's laying it all out there! giving shane a chance to win some power here.

except he isn't. he isn't telling shane a single thing about how tonight's going to go.

because here's the thing: shane isn't winning mvp. that's just not happening. ilya won the cup and was (as far as I can tell) the winner of playoffs mvp. we've heard he's been on fire since they came back from the olympics. ilya and shane both know who's winning.

so no, there wont be any 'whatever you want' for shane tonight.

but what will it be then? when ilya wins mvp?

shane wants to know. so he pushes. still doesn't look ilya in the eyes but asks, shyly, "and if you win?"

he's asking 'so what's happening tonight? what are we gonna do, actually?' he dares to look up into ilya's eyes with those big brown bottom eyes

ilya doesn't answer. he just leans in for a kiss, and dominates that too (like usual). grabs his head, tilts it, manhandles him. and when they pull away, ilya gives him a few gentle slaps on his face, tells him good luck.

and when he walks out of that bathroom, shane still has no idea what's going to happen in ilya's hotel room that night. because ilya will win and they never negotiated the second half of the bet (the actual reality of what's going to happen).

ilya's giving shane the illusion of choice, in a way here. he's letting shane pretend there's a chance tonight will go wherever he wants. but it won't and they both know it.

it's just so fucking hot. and such a mean way to keep the power here, to make that dynamic felt.

hot.

[ilyaseal]

i’m thinking about heated rivalry i’m playing elliott smith on guitar to myself for 3 hours i’m at the pinnacle of my sanity i’m thriving in ways you wouldnt understand

[ilyaseal]

walking scott street feeling like a stranger

[ilyaseal]

how it feels to watch the last couple of episodes of the pitt s2 as a MENA frontal lobe epileptic with drug resistance who was unable to continue my desired career path due to disability related disruption

[ilyaseal]

the past couple of months have been so comedically bad for me but you can never take away the shane on me puter. he is always there.

[ilyaseal]

every couple of days i get a life ruining email text or phone call then self soothe expeditiously by opening this app and strolling through roku city hand in hand with myilya and myshane

[ilyaseal]

the past couple of months have been so comedically bad for me but you can never take away the shane on me puter. he is always there.

[ilyaseal]

i’m halfway through the pitt s2 and idk how people make yaoi out of this but i applaud the creativity

[gayhockeyshow]

Have u guys heard of this sjow heated rivalry

[ilyaseal]

yeasssss get off hinge cancel the pickleball your soulmate is posting about shane hollander hole online get searching

[ilyaseal]

svetlana and ilya kind of remind me of me and my best friend in that we’re friends from forever ago with a queerplatonic vibe who tried to date for all of 2 weeks and that did not work at all (i am gay) i would kill and maim for that guy and i know this sounds more shane rose core but it’s quite crucial that i am a dom in regular emotional distress with overseas family issues and he is emotionally liberated and knows everything about basketballhockey.

[ilyaseal]

cant handle new phoebe bridgers right now. i’m in a moon song phase

[grindrbooks]

[gaysie]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary