poor lonesome cowboy @ilycowboys - Tumblr Blog

welcome to the blog !

I’m an RDR fan, hanging out here to see cool things, people, and share silly thoughts with the internet whilst ignorant of my digital footprint :)

❀ no name, you can just call me my @, cowpoke, ykwim.

❀ she/her

❀ minor, 2000s.

❀ may post art.

❀ feel free to send asks & interact !

❀ i don’t typically like, and instead rb posts;

࿐ this is a sideblog pls ignore my ‘main’ because it is an old blog to an interest I no longer like

mango-dot-yum

I don’t actually ship Micah and Dutch, but I jokingly ship it in a Elon x Trump pre-breakup way

#dutch van der linde #micah bell #vanderbell

themayorautumn

bareback mtn

#what’s wrong with you man #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #vandermatthews

would hosea’s last thought been of bessie or dutch. sit with that for a minute

#bessie matthews #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #ilycowboys

acc2bcuzineeddutchvdlbiblically

More Dutch van der Linde Headcanons: Sillier, Shorter, and Less Researched Ones Edition (sfw)

Restless Legs Syndrome. One of the causes of his insomnia.

Does not believe in the soul, agnostic/deist, the way of Jefferson.

Tries to avoid tanning when he can; even if he won't admit it, he buys into the time's mainstream beauty standards.

He has a lot of microsleeps and short naps in the saddle due to his insomnia. Tries to hide/compensate for this as much as possible.

Pennsylvania at the time of Dutch's birth and childhood had many pacifist Anabaptists, particularly in the region he likely lived in at the time, as his father was from the Netherlands. There was a lot of stigma faced by his father as a soldier, and his mother as a war widow, because of this.

The beauty mark on his cheek was inherited from his father. His mother would look at him and see his father, projecting her grief onto him. One of the reasons he left.

His curls were inherited from his mother, who cut his hair short and tried to smooth it down to make him look more like his father.

The little patch of hair under his lower lip, uncommon at the time, hides a scar he received some time after running away from home.

He was never baptised, save one time he ran half-clothed into a river to hide from the law among penitents.

Bad joints and back that he takes every effort to hide, to never show weakness. He rubs his joints at night when he thinks no one can see.

He has an estranged sister, a few years younger, and cousins he grew up with. (His uncle is mentioned but not named in canon.)

He fed stray dogs as a child.

#i love hcs sm #dutch van der linde

vandermorgans

omg my essay on the gang and how they were always doomed to fail

#this is so fire that i was concerned you had just screenshotted an article 😭#dutch van der linde

queenofsf

i finally finished it.....

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #john marston #hosea matthews

dutch did NOT have to do all that 😭😭

#thats my sassy king #dutch van der linde #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #ilycowboys #clip from GTA Series Videos on YT

madscientistreaction

Mayor's Party 1899

#OMG #dutch van der linde

dutchsbunny

he looks so cute here <333 i love him so much!!! ^___^

#my man my man my man #dutch van der linde

omgwhatchloe

will forever laugh at the fact when you antagonise dutch, he gets so angry a vein is popping out of his forehead. ARTHURS JUST TEASING YOU YOU WILL BE FINE

#dutch van der linde