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Hey, girl.

We are pleased to present the first episode of Molls’ new advice podcast, Plz Advise.

Listen to Molls drink some fine Pinot Noir and answer questions on everything from cheating, laser hair removal and when it’s cool to fuck a dude you really like.

If you need some advice from Molls, call (323) 450-7408 and leave a message.

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Check iTunes over the next couple of days and Plz Subscribe.

Episodes 1 & 2 were really fab to do— you guys called in some great questions. I can’t wait to hear more. You don’t just have to ask advice about your life, too. I can tell you what show you should binge watch next or why I think yellow is dangerous as a statement color if you’re not careful or like, whatever.

If you know me, you know eventually I’ll be mailing out give aways and shit like that because I for real love anyone who supports me. And I pray for my haters.

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In which comedic legend Chelsea Peretti forgets how to talk to herself.

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from **Episode 43: GARLIC**

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THE BEST: Nothing is more Larry Bird than this play

This is, by far, my favorite Larry Bird moment, and a Top 10 NBA Moment Ever in my opinion. The first time I saw this highlight, I gasped.

It’s one thing to know your shot is short. It’s another to know where the rebound’s headed. It’s a third to instinctually and immediately go for the ball, and just patently absurd to switch hands to get the shot off, and make it.

There are a lot of great plays in the NBA, but you will not find ten better than this. It really is breathtaking.

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Someday, I hope my future boyfriend also proposes to me with a flash mob, SO I CAN DUMP HIS ASS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE IDIOTIC PEOPLE!!!

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People want to believe gender is something that’s essential, and people repeat these essentialist ideas all the time. “Oh, women do that” and “Oh, men do that” and the reality is that all women don’t anything. We as individuals do what we do, you know, and sometimes that’s informed by gender and sometimes it’s just who we are. And I think all that just makes people really, really uncomfortable because they don’t want to think about who they are.

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BAD BOYS: Salley to Dumars to Rodman

I’m obsessed with this pass from Joe Dumars, which isn’t just behind-the-back to avoid falling out of bounds, but fools Michael Jordan and has the perfect english to hit Dennis Rodman in stride for the easy dunk.

Dumars wasn’t just saving this basketball. He saw Rodman flashing out of the corner of his eye, and looped a perfect pass. You can see him whip around to watch the play.

That, my friends, is a perfect pass.

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This week I attended a party with a new friend of mine. It was kinda a who’s who situation, open bar, an embarrassment of riches.

I kind of hate parties because I never have anything to say to anybody and I really just want to talk to whatever one friend I’m there with and get slowly hammered and...

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I wanna get into a hologram lifestyle in which I never have to leave my house. My hologram does that for me: it does shows, it shakes hands, it takes pics and, most importantly, it makes eye contact… with. other. human. beings.

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