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Audrey | France | Ace (Aego)

[h0pe-bey0nd-the-stars]

I don’t see why… all of our encounters have been splendid!

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

the kiss with no music. just them.

[mamoru]

pet peeve: in media™ when the driver of the car is talking to a passenger and makes repeated and/or prolonged eye contact

KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD

[artofdoubt]

Will you give me everything I want? Yes.

[whiskeywithrayna]

Jodie Foster photographed by Alexi Lubomirski for Variety

[auntymurda]

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

[uncircumcisedgirl]

MARY STUART MASTERSON and MARY-LOUISE PARKER in FRIED GREEN TOMATOES (dir. Jon Avnet)

[expressions-of-nature]

Goat Rocks Wilderness, Washington by Jim and Nina Pollock

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

By Maren

<3 Gabrielle here just gonna climb her tall bad ass beautiful forever girl like a tree <3

[klaudiashhh]

It started as Vi's back study but then I didn't stop...

[j-k-i-ng]

“Winter Story” by | Dimo Hristev

Shiroka Polyana, Haskovo Province, Bulgaria

[theleafling]

shoot text posts because I miss them or whatever

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[life-spire]

[materterrae]

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[forbescaroline]

235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 95. cosima niehaus and delphine cormier - orphan black