Once "A-Pun" A Time... @im-here-to-help-you-all-write - Tumblr Blog

"It's alright. It's over now, and you never have to go through it again. You're okay."

[A:] "You know, sometimes I think you do dumb shit on purpose just to see how I'll react."

[B:] "You're not wrong."

"Your actions have consequences, and it's about time you learned that."

[A:] "I want you to remember this for next time."

[B:] "There's not going to be a next time."

"Would it kill you to try and be a decent person every once and a while?"

[A:] "Like I told you before; if you walk out that door, don't bother ever coming back."

[B:] "Trust me, that won't be an issue."

"You think you saying sorry now matters, after all this time?"

[A:] "I may have let things get out of hand a bit."

[B:] "Just a bit? That was basically a hostage situation, you're lucky they didn't call the cops!"

[A:] "Happy birthday, [B]!"

[B:] "That's not likely to happen."

"All they said was that I had to keep you here. They didn't say I had to keep you safe."

[A:] "You're a walking disaster, [B]."

[B:] "I can't argue with that one."

"This is going to turn into a shit show really fast, and I want no part in it."

[A:] "Hey [B], what would you be willing to do for twenty dollars?"

[B:] "Man, I'm broke as hell right now. I'd be willing to do just about anything for ten."

"Would you slow down, please? You're making me nervous."

[A:] "I think I just saw something I wasn't supposed to."

[B:] "Are we talking 'somebody's coming after me' shouldn't have seen, or 'the universe glitched and I saw into the matrix' shouldn't have seen?"

"Why do you always have to make everything so complicated?"

[A:] "Hey, can I borrow your dog for like, an hour or so?"

[B:] "You're using him to try and pick up dates at the park again, aren't you?"

[A:] "You know me so well."

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