"Psst psst Pixie stick. Ive brought you a gift."
"Hmm? Oh, what's up!" she perks up. "Gift?"
He giggles mysteriously. "Gift gift GIFT! OPEN IT!" he shove the little box in her hands.
Inside, under a particularly hefty pile of tissue paper, is a little starry painted purple ceramic whale wearing a cute sunhat.
"T-take its little hat off." He whispers.
"Aww, it's so cute!"
At his prompting, she takes the tiny hat off.
SURPRISE!
Underneath the cute little hat is a little mushroom friend with a silly little face sitting square on the whales head.
"Look Pix. It you. Riding a whale!"
She smiles at it for a moment, and then reaches over and puts the tiny hat on Morp's head.
He laughs deeply and then poses, cocking the little hat to the side. "What do you think?" Another silly pose. "Am i pulling it off? Am i americas next top tiny hat model?" He gives his best pouty look at Pix but it loses its effect when he swallows a laugh.
"Damn, I didn't think I'd ever see the day that you'd be too big for something, but I think you've finally met your short-statured match with that hat," she grins cheesily, flicking at the tiny brim.
