"Because that would be ridiculous"

{Emma Swan Indie RP. Mun & Muse 18+, Multi Ship, Au and OC friendly. Current M!A: None, but accepting. I track im not your average princess.}

[im-not-your-average-princess]

ooc; I'm going to work on replies and starters that I owe momentarily. In the mean time shoot me an ask about plotting if you want to!

[im-not-your-average-princess]

Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

(`･ω･´) : What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ : What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> : Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`): What brings your muse into a state of

depression?

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ : What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ : What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) : What does your muse do if they're angry?

（ ´Д｀） : Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） : What does your muse do when surprised?

┐('～`；)┌ : When your muse can't answer something, what

do they do?

（´∀｀） : What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） : Who or what is your muse most indifferent

about?

Σ(゜д゜;) : Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) : When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! : What does your muse do when

very excited?

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ : Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ: Does your muse pat others on the

head? If not, do they get pat on their head?

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))): What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ): What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ): What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ : Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） : How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ: How friendly is your muse around new people?

('A`) : What does your muse do when they're alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( ... ) : What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ): Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ): Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ : Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ): When your muse didn't expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) : Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） : Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） : What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) : If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） : When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ : Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b : What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ): What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦): Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;): How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）: What does your muse's laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ : What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ : How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ : What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ : Is your muse violent when angry?

[fyesthesavior]

366 days of emma swan: day 53

[flirtsuke]

Villain or Hero Edition:

-“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”

-“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”

-“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”

-“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”

-“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”

-“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”

-“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”

-“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”

-“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”

-“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”

-“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”

-“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”

-“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”

-“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”

-“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”

-“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”

-“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”

-“You’re cruel.”

-“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”

-“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”

-“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”

-“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”

-“You hurt others because they hurt you.”

-“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”

-“You don’t owe people anything else.”

-“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”

-“What do YOU want to become?”

-“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”

-“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”

-“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”

-“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”

-“You brought this upon yourself.”

-“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”

-“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”

-“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”

-“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”

-“They will never bow to you.”

-“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”

-“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”

-“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”

-“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”

-“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”

-“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”

-“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”

-“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”

-“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”

-“I won’t watch you die.”

-“What are you fighting for?”

-“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”

-“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”

-“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”

-“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”

-“I wish you could see your worth.”

-“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”

-“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”

-“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.

-“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”

-“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”

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fortheaskbox:

♛ : OTP for my muse  ☠ : NOTP for my muse ♙ : Character my muse hates ♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt. ♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.  ♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse. ♜ : My muse’s best friend. ☢ : Character my muse is afraid of. ☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.  ☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.

[im-not-your-average-princess]

Send one for a kiss from my muse.

👄 a kiss on the lips

⚪️ a kiss on the cheek

🔷 a kiss on the eyelid

⬛️ a kiss on the hand

▫️ a kiss on the forehead

♦️ a kiss on the ear

🔘 a kiss on a bruise/wound/etc.

〰 a kiss on the chest

🔃 a kiss on the leg

🔶 a kiss on the neck

🔻 a kiss on the nose

[im-not-your-average-princess]

Like for a starter!

[sidestuiff]

Arranged marriage AU starter sentences

“So you’re my future bride/groom? You’re not what I expected at all.”

“I know it doesn’t seem so, but I will take care of you.”

“Let’s get this straight, I’m only agreeing with this arrangement so my parents would shut up.”

“I…think I’m in love?”

“You don’t have to worry, I’m never going to touch you.”

“I look forward to getting to know you better.”

“Are you scared? Don’t be. ‘ll protect you from today onwards.”

“You are the reason why I can’t be happy.”

“I don’t want to marry you at all, the person I love is someone else.”

“We’ll make this work out.”

“Don’t run away from this, from me!”

“I can’t believe they’re making us get together.”

“It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.”

“The moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be.”

“I know it’s already been arranged, but let me do this properly…Will you marry me?”

“All right, all right! If you’re so against it, then we can work together to sabotage our own wedding!”

“If I don’t win your heart in a month we can call off the wedding.”

“You are mine now. Don’t look at anyone else.”

“Don’t cry. I promise I will love you and protect you to the best of my ability, til death do we part.”

“I have loved the idea of you since before you were even born.”

“ have been eagerly awaiting the day I could finally meet you…and I am not disappointed. You are beautiful.”

“I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

[im-not-your-average-princess]

Back in Business

Hey... So, I know I'm trash and went away for a really long time, but I've decided I'd like to rp again. And since the show is coming back I'd love to try my hand at dark Emma. I'd also love to do pretty much any verse ever. Basically I'm going to start fresh.

I would absolutely love some asks about starting some threads. Or, like this post and I will come to you!

[arpmemething]

Send me ✿ and the name of an OTP

And I’ll tell you

1. A very random headcannon regarding the ship

2. A headcannon regarding an argument the two characters have had in the ship

3. A sex related headcannon for the ship

4. A headcannon related to the ship’s favorite date location

5. A headcannon about cuddling in the ship

6. Another very random headcannon for the ship

7. A very fluffy related headcannon for the ship

8. A headcannon about the ship that is not in anyway related to romance or sex.

[squirreltastic]

Send me a word and I will write a drabble with our characters:

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The worship of one’s self. Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage. Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling. Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy. Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain. Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue. Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss. Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder. Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures. Agelast - A person who never laughs. Wanweird - An unhappy fate. Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell. Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground. Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did. Malapert - Clever in manners of speech. Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm. Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot. Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”. Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.
 Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed. Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where. Baisemain - A kiss on the hand. Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside. Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

[angelic37]

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send '➳♥' and I'll generate a number 1-34 for where my muse will kiss yours

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Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters

"I have no words for an honorless thief."

"What's with giving tree here?"

"That's mine!"

"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."

"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."

"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."

"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."

"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."

"I'm with them."

"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."

"Her/His life is not yours to take."

"Your words mean nothing to me!"

"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"

"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."

"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."

"This is one fight you won't win."

"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."

"You must be joking."

"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."

"You need my what?"

"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"

"Why is this one here?"

"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"I told you I have a plan."

"That was a pretty good plan."

"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"

"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."

"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."

"You're an imbecile."

"What is that?"

"That's

"No one's blowing up moons."

"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."

"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."

"I am not a princess!"

"Your ship is filthy."

"You got issues."

"I can't tell if you're joking or not."

"There are no regulations whatsoever here."

"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."

"This is not respectable establishment."

"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"

"It's just a negotiation tactic."

"He is not my father."

"Why would you risk your life for this?"

"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"The melody is pleasant."

"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"

"He/She has no respect!"

"You just wanna laugh at me!"

"No one's laughin' at you."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"

"I didn't ask to get made!"

"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."

"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."

"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"You shall send a message for me."

"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."

"I will no longer be your slave!"

"What the f-?"

"What do you still have it for?!"

"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"

"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"

"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."

"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."

"Wait here, I'll be back."

"I hated you least."

"You'll die in seconds!"

"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."

"Something incredibly heroic."

"They're all idiots!"

"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"

"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."

"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."

"There's only two of us!"

"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"

"I'm coming for you."

"You dare to oppose me?"

"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"

"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"

"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."

"How about trying to

"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."

"I have a plan."

"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."

"I have part of a plan."

"That's a fake laugh."

"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."

"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"I will fight beside you."

"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."

"This is a terrible plan."

"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."

"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"For the record, I advised against trusting you."

"They got my dick message!"

"No one talks to my friends like that."

"Finger to the throat means death."

"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"

"Dance off bro, me and you!"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"

"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."

"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."

"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"

[rpsentencestarters]

Send me a ☒ and I'll randomly generate a number from 1-50 to see which text my muse will send to yours (it's a mixed bag, so proceed with caution)

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[im-not-your-average-princess]

Like for a starter. I will be on doing some drafts for most of the night.