care to make a deal?

deal·mak·er a person who is skilled at bringing commercial or political deals to a satisfactory conclusion. [ independent ouat RP blog for Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold mun & muse 18+ nsfw will appear and will be tagged ] ( formerly justahumblespinner )

[dreamcatchercassidy-archive]

Pregnancy/Birth Meme

Send me 웃and I will generate 1-21 for a pregnancy starter. Mix of angst, fluff, quotes, and scenarios. You can also go below the cut and chose one to send. 

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[dealxmaker]

Unrequited Love & Heartbreak

"Are you really that fucking blind?"

"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"

"I'm in love with you."

"I think I love you."

"I never loved you."

"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

"I don't feel the same way."

"I think we should just be friends."

"It's so obvious that you like him/her."

"Can you stop talking about him/her?"

"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."

"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."

"Stop leading me on."

"You're playing with me."

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."

"I'm tired of being your doormat."

"Take a chance on me."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I'm tired of being your second choice."

"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"

"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."

"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."

"I kinda wanna be more than friends."

"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"

"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."

"Just let me go."

"I regret every time I've said I love you."

"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."

"Have you ever been in love?"

"I don't believe in love."

"I don't wanna get hurt."

"I'm not gonna hurt you."

"I can't do this anymore."

"You broke my heart."

"Please don't leave me."

"It's over."

"I can't erase you."

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ✪ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Another mixture! contains fluff, angst, nsfw, humor + random antics.

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[rpsentencestarters]

Send me, "So... you wanna make out?" to see how my muse reacts.

[dealxmaker]

"That's dirty."

that’s dirty || @princessinredleather

“Maybe we can find a closet or something.”

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Emma made sure that he ripped at his sides enough that she wouldn’t slip. “Perfect.” She whispered. “Please, Gold. Get inside now.”

[dealxmaker]

Gold smirked, pushing her panties aside before sliding into her slowly. “Fuck.” He groaned.

[xnjolrasarchive]

‘things overheard @ my school’ starter pack

“She’s such an intellectual — she reads her porn.”

“This isn’t Sense and Sensibility, it’s fucking Snapchat, chill out.”

“I can’t remember the last time I ate a vegetable.”

“What? Sorry I can’t hear you with my sunglasses on.”

“I killed a moth with a selfie stick yesterday.”

“Fucking a poet must be amazing.”

“I would suck anything to be verified on Twitter.”

“The only vegetable I eat is Guacamole.”

“What did you guys eat while I was unconscious?”

“Handjobs are like the above-ground swimming pools of sexual activities.”

“If we’re snowed in, let’s organize an orgy for our floor. A snow floor orgy. A snoflorgy.”

“Up until a few years ago I thought misogynist was another word for masseuse.”

“I want my wedding to be bagel themed.”

“She literally has everything a girl could want…except a personality.”

“I’m gonna turn this workaholic into an alcoholic.”

“Is crack organic?”

“You look really good with a mustache. You don’t look like a pedophile at all.”

“Love is pretty much the ability to talk about your digestive system with another person.”

“I fucking love Tinder. Whenever I want a study break, I just whip out my phone and judge 100 people.”

“So today I ripped a hole in my lace underwear while picking a wedgie.”

“Are you flexing your boob right now?”

“I have to Instagram the snow so my friends at home will think I do more than go to clubs.”

“I can’t imagine anyone who would want to put up with me. I put up with me only because I have to.”

“This just heated up my scrotum to an extent you won’t believe.”

“Why are you ‘throwing shade’ at me? Are you a fucking palm tree?”

“Seriously. I’m wearing knee high stockings. It shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.”

“I’m growing my pubes out so I look more like a Game of Thrones character down there.”

“They should redesign the American flag because it’s so hard to draw 50 stars in elementary school.”

“ABC, man. Always be cute.”

“I can’t give you like professional advice. But I can give you advice based on my life, which is: fuck anything and everything.”

“Wait. You guys have class? On Fridays? I thought that shit was a myth.”

“Look at that dog chasing that stick. If I were a dog, I’d chase a stick like that too. But all I’m chasing here are my broken dreams.”

[tailtucked]

the best of me sentence meme

“you know, there are whole civilizations that used to believe they could see their destinies in the stars.”

“it’s a miracle that you’re alive.”

“have you decided on a major yet?”

“it’s been a long time.”

“you look amazing.”

“i’m sorry! tell them i’m sorry!”

“will you grow up?”

“sorry about my friends. they try to be funny but only succeed at being idiots.”

“did you not see the beautiful boy/girl who just pushed a car to try to talk to you?”

“my ____ thinks you were trying to talk to me the other day.”

“you don’t know how to flirt, do you?”

“come on in here. sit down. let’s play a hand of cards or something.”

“maybe i like smart guys/girls that don’t have it handed to them!”

“you know, i just wanted a date.”

“when i was a kid, i built my own telescope.”

“you’re a bad liar.”

“i’d like to do this again sometime.”

“i guess i wanted to do that.”

“when are you gonna let me get my hands dirty?”

“my parents think you’re dangerous.”

“i can’t have you getting hurt.”

“do you want me?”

“i guess i just wanna know if you’re happy.”

“you ever been in love?”

“you just care so much.”

“we need a song.”

“why are you always right?”

“what would you risk for me?”

“just give him/her the gun!”

“if this was the last time you were ever gonna see me, what would you say?”

“you’ve got a lot of good inside of you.”

“he/she’s got a chance now.”

“you are the very best of me.”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send ☃ for our muses to get caught under the mistletoe!

[cherrypieforbreakfast]

Reblog if you like kinky shit in your inbox

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:

1. “I love you.” 2. “I hate you.” 3. “I know you love me.” 4. “Don’t act like you love me when it’s so clear that you don’t.” 5. “Don’t make me threaten you.” 6. “Marry me.” 7. “You smell lovely.” 8. “I can be cruel if I have to.” 9. “I can’t wait to watch you burn.” 10. “You’re perfect.” 11. “You were a mistake.” 12. “I never loved you.” 13. “I loved you too much.” 14. “Look a parrot.” 15. “Kiss me.” 16. “Let’s get out of here.” 17. “It’s over.” 18. “Oh, its just beginning.” 19. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.” 20. “It’s now or never.”

[dealxmaker]

"That's dirty."

that’s dirty || @princessinredleather

“Maybe we can find a closet or something.”

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Her hands slowly slid down his chest to his belt which she quickly unfastened. “Your leg okay, babe?” She asked when she pulled back to take a breath.

[dealxmaker]

“Yeah.” He nods and catches his breath before moving to kiss along the blonde’s neck.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

“Mm. Good.” She tilted her head to the side for him. “How do you want me?” She gasped.

[dealxmaker]

Grabbing her legs and picking her up to wrap them around his waist. “Just like this.”

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

"Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"

@dealxmaker

Emma smirked at him. “I didn’t realize you liked it so much, Gold.” She replied as she leaned against one of the display cases in his shop.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Emma put her hands on his shoulders and smiled. "So, where do you want me, Gold?“

[dealxmaker]

“Right here.” He murmured leaning in to kiss her, pressing her against the glass.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

“Here is perfect.” She pressed her lips to his to kiss him deeply. Her hands went to his shoulders before sliding up into his hair.

[dealxmaker]

He held her hips firmly, kissing her back as his hands found the buttons on her jeans.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Once she’d come back to herself bit she reached down to unbuckle his belt and get his pants off.

[dealxmaker]

He got them undone and began to tug them down the blonde's legs. Kicking his shoes off he helped her get his pants down and off.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

"Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"

@dealxmaker

Emma smirked at him. “I didn’t realize you liked it so much, Gold.” She replied as she leaned against one of the display cases in his shop.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Emma put her hands on his shoulders and smiled. "So, where do you want me, Gold?“

[dealxmaker]

“Right here.” He murmured leaning in to kiss her, pressing her against the glass.

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

“Here is perfect.” She pressed her lips to his to kiss him deeply. Her hands went to his shoulders before sliding up into his hair.

[dealxmaker]

He held her hips firmly, kissing her back as his hands found the buttons on her jeans.

[dealxmaker]

"That's dirty."

that’s dirty || @princessinredleather

“Maybe we can find a closet or something.”

[princessinredleather-deactivate]

Her hands slowly slid down his chest to his belt which she quickly unfastened. “Your leg okay, babe?” She asked when she pulled back to take a breath.

[dealxmaker]

“Yeah.” He nods and catches his breath before moving to kiss along the blonde's neck.

[dealxmaker]

secret romance starters

"No one's going to find out. "

"We can't do this - the boss will see! "

"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "

"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"

"You were cheating on me?"

"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."

"I'm not your dirty little secret."

"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."

"I want to tell the world you're mine."

"They'll kill us if they find out."

"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."

"My parent's don't know."

"They don't know about us."

"I don't care what people say when we're together."

"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."

"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."

"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."

"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."

"I've been cheating on you."

"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."

"I know your secret."

"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."

"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."

"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."

"What's so bad if they know?"

[realmofoddities-deactivated2018]

"We were angry, so we had angry sex."

@dealxmaker

“Really? That explains why everything around the pelvic area hurts like hell.” She said with a groan.

[realmofoddities-deactivated2018]

She moaned and lifted her ass so he could get a better angle. “This position won’t hurt your leg, will it?”

[dealxmaker]

“No no it’s okay.” He said, slipping into her slowly.

[realmofoddities-deactivated2018]

“Ok.” She shivered and moaned as he slid in. “So long as you don’t hurt yourself.”

[dealxmaker]

He began a steady pace and leaned down to kiss her down her back.

[realmofoddities-deactivated2018]

Melody groaned and gasped, her hands clutching at the sheets. She lifted her hips in time with his thrusts to add to the pleasure.

[dealxmaker]

Gold leans back, a hand firmly on her ass and the other grabbing a handful of hair to tug as his thrusts become harder.