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Pregnancy/Birth Meme
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Unrequited Love & Heartbreak
"Are you really that fucking blind?"
"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"
"I'm in love with you."
"I think I love you."
"I never loved you."
"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"
"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"
"I don't feel the same way."
"I think we should just be friends."
"It's so obvious that you like him/her."
"Can you stop talking about him/her?"
"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."
"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."
"Stop leading me on."
"You're playing with me."
"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."
"I'm tired of being your doormat."
"Take a chance on me."
"Can I kiss you?"
"I'm tired of being your second choice."
"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"
"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."
"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."
"I kinda wanna be more than friends."
"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"
"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."
"Just let me go."
"I regret every time I've said I love you."
"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."
"Have you ever been in love?"
"I don't believe in love."
"I don't wanna get hurt."
"I'm not gonna hurt you."
"I can't do this anymore."
"You broke my heart."
"Please don't leave me."
"It's over."
"I can't erase you."
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and youâll have money coming your way too đ”đ”
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
Fuck it
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
Send me a âȘ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
Another mixture! contains fluff, angst, nsfw, humor + random antics.
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Send me, "So... you wanna make out?" to see how my muse reacts.
"That's dirty."
thatâs dirty || @princessinredleather
âMaybe we can find a closet or something.â
Emma made sure that he ripped at his sides enough that she wouldnât slip. âPerfect.â She whispered. âPlease, Gold. Get inside now.â
Gold smirked, pushing her panties aside before sliding into her slowly. âFuck.â He groaned.
âthings overheard @ my schoolâ starter pack
âSheâs such an intellectual â she reads her porn.â
âThis isnât Sense and Sensibility, itâs fucking Snapchat, chill out.â
âI canât remember the last time I ate a vegetable.â
âWhat? Sorry I canât hear you with my sunglasses on.â
âI killed a moth with a selfie stick yesterday.â
âFucking a poet must be amazing.â
âI would suck anything to be verified on Twitter.â
âThe only vegetable I eat is Guacamole.â
âWhat did you guys eat while I was unconscious?â
âHandjobs are like the above-ground swimming pools of sexual activities.â
âIf weâre snowed in, letâs organize an orgy for our floor. A snow floor orgy. A snoflorgy.â
âUp until a few years ago I thought misogynist was another word for masseuse.â
âI want my wedding to be bagel themed.â
âShe literally has everything a girl could wantâŠexcept a personality.â
âIâm gonna turn this workaholic into an alcoholic.â
âIs crack organic?â
âYou look really good with a mustache. You donât look like a pedophile at all.â
âLove is pretty much the ability to talk about your digestive system with another person.â
âI fucking love Tinder. Whenever I want a study break, I just whip out my phone and judge 100 people.â
âSo today I ripped a hole in my lace underwear while picking a wedgie.â
âAre you flexing your boob right now?â
âI have to Instagram the snow so my friends at home will think I do more than go to clubs.â
âI canât imagine anyone who would want to put up with me. I put up with me only because I have to.â
âThis just heated up my scrotum to an extent you wonât believe.â
âWhy are you âthrowing shadeâ at me? Are you a fucking palm tree?â
âSeriously. Iâm wearing knee high stockings. It shouldnât be this hard to get laid.â
âIâm growing my pubes out so I look more like a Game of Thrones character down there.â
âThey should redesign the American flag because itâs so hard to draw 50 stars in elementary school.â
âABC, man. Always be cute.â
âI canât give you like professional advice. But I can give you advice based on my life, which is: fuck anything and everything.â
âWait. You guys have class? On Fridays? I thought that shit was a myth.â
âLook at that dog chasing that stick. If I were a dog, Iâd chase a stick like that too. But all Iâm chasing here are my broken dreams.â
the best of me sentence meme
âyou know, there are whole civilizations that used to believe they could see their destinies in the stars.â
âitâs a miracle that youâre alive.â
âhave you decided on a major yet?â
âitâs been a long time.â
âyou look amazing.â
âiâm sorry! tell them iâm sorry!â
âwill you grow up?â
âsorry about my friends. they try to be funny but only succeed at being idiots.â
âdid you not see the beautiful boy/girl who just pushed a car to try to talk to you?â
âmy ____ thinks you were trying to talk to me the other day.â
âyou donât know how to flirt, do you?â
âcome on in here. sit down. letâs play a hand of cards or something.â
âmaybe i like smart guys/girls that donât have it handed to them!â
âyou know, i just wanted a date.â
âwhen i was a kid, i built my own telescope.â
âyouâre a bad liar.â
âiâd like to do this again sometime.â
âi guess i wanted to do that.â
âwhen are you gonna let me get my hands dirty?â
âmy parents think youâre dangerous.â
âi canât have you getting hurt.â
âdo you want me?â
âi guess i just wanna know if youâre happy.â
âyou ever been in love?â
âyou just care so much.â
âwe need a song.â
âwhy are you always right?â
âwhat would you risk for me?â
âjust give him/her the gun!â
âif this was the last time you were ever gonna see me, what would you say?â
âyouâve got a lot of good inside of you.â
âhe/sheâs got a chance now.â
âyou are the very best of me.â
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Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:
1. âI love you.â 2. âI hate you.â 3. âI know you love me.â 4. âDonât act like you love me when itâs so clear that you donât.â 5. âDonât make me threaten you.â 6. âMarry me.â 7. âYou smell lovely.â 8. âI can be cruel if I have to.â 9. âI canât wait to watch you burn.â 10. âYouâre perfect.â 11. âYou were a mistake.â 12. âI never loved you.â 13. âI loved you too much.â 14. âLook a parrot.â 15. âKiss me.â 16. âLetâs get out of here.â 17. âItâs over.â 18. âOh, its just beginning.â 19. âYou canât get rid of me that easily.â 20. âItâs now or never.â
"That's dirty."
thatâs dirty || @princessinredleather
âMaybe we can find a closet or something.â
Her hands slowly slid down his chest to his belt which she quickly unfastened. âYour leg okay, babe?â She asked when she pulled back to take a breath.
âYeah.â He nods and catches his breath before moving to kiss along the blondeâs neck.
âMm. Good.â She tilted her head to the side for him. âHow do you want me?â She gasped.
Grabbing her legs and picking her up to wrap them around his waist. âJust like this.â
"Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"
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Emma smirked at him. âI didnât realize you liked it so much, Gold.â She replied as she leaned against one of the display cases in his shop.
Emma put her hands on his shoulders and smiled. "So, where do you want me, Gold?â
âRight here.â He murmured leaning in to kiss her, pressing her against the glass.
âHere is perfect.â She pressed her lips to his to kiss him deeply. Her hands went to his shoulders before sliding up into his hair.
He held her hips firmly, kissing her back as his hands found the buttons on her jeans.
Once sheâd come back to herself bit she reached down to unbuckle his belt and get his pants off.
He got them undone and began to tug them down the blonde's legs. Kicking his shoes off he helped her get his pants down and off.
"Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"
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Emma smirked at him. âI didnât realize you liked it so much, Gold.â She replied as she leaned against one of the display cases in his shop.
Emma put her hands on his shoulders and smiled. "So, where do you want me, Gold?â
âRight here.â He murmured leaning in to kiss her, pressing her against the glass.
âHere is perfect.â She pressed her lips to his to kiss him deeply. Her hands went to his shoulders before sliding up into his hair.
He held her hips firmly, kissing her back as his hands found the buttons on her jeans.
"That's dirty."
thatâs dirty || @princessinredleather
âMaybe we can find a closet or something.â
Her hands slowly slid down his chest to his belt which she quickly unfastened. âYour leg okay, babe?â She asked when she pulled back to take a breath.
âYeah.â He nods and catches his breath before moving to kiss along the blonde's neck.
secret romance starters
"No one's going to find out. "
"We can't do this - the boss will see! "
"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "
"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"
"You were cheating on me?"
"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."
"I'm not your dirty little secret."
"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."
"I want to tell the world you're mine."
"They'll kill us if they find out."
"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."
"My parent's don't know."
"They don't know about us."
"I don't care what people say when we're together."
"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."
"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."
"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."
"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."
"I've been cheating on you."
"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."
"I know your secret."
"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."
"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."
"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."
"What's so bad if they know?"
"We were angry, so we had angry sex."
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âReally? That explains why everything around the pelvic area hurts like hell.â She said with a groan.
She moaned and lifted her ass so he could get a better angle. âThis position wonât hurt your leg, will it?â
âNo no itâs okay.â He said, slipping into her slowly.
âOk.â She shivered and moaned as he slid in. âSo long as you donât hurt yourself.â
He began a steady pace and leaned down to kiss her down her back.
Melody groaned and gasped, her hands clutching at the sheets. She lifted her hips in time with his thrusts to add to the pleasure.
Gold leans back, a hand firmly on her ass and the other grabbing a handful of hair to tug as his thrusts become harder.