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@mynamejeff1345/@izdislavkastorarova GIRL WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU!

Omg u really are retarded,only Europeans will understand what I meant

If you see @mynamejeff1345-blog feel free to block him/her he/she comes off as a homophobic asshole who reblogs ship art and then makes fun of it for being or not being canon. The artists of the works have asked him/her in comments to stop but she/he's ignoring that.

#asshole #hisoillu forever #the ship lives on #block him

correct-anime

gon: hey mito-san! why did my dad name me ‘gon’?

mito, thinking: because he was gone after you were born

mito:

mito: because he thought it was a beautiful name

clowninja-hxh

Killua: So, Hisoka, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Hisoka: I’m a KNIFE. ♣️♠️

Illumi: He’s a little spoon.

*betrayed clown noises*

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hisoka: do you ever just meet someone and immediately feel the urge to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

illumi, staring at hisoka: yes.

clowninja-hxh

Zoldyck Dinner Table + Hisoka

Silva: Illumi, have you sunken to bringing in clown trash off the street?

Kikyo: Honestly—why, it could be rotting at our dinner table, while we eat.

Hisoka: It seems the joke is on you, as I’m only rotting on the inside.

Killua: *stares at his plate so he doesn’t have to acknowledge how relatable that was*

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Hisoka: Gets down on one knee

Illumi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Hisoka: Ties shoelace

Illumi: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

g6dcult

Hisoka: being bisexual means you can only like two things. I've chosen Illumi and violence~♥️

caprice-files

Killua: I’m small, but knowing.

Leorio: You don’t know how the top shelf looks like

Killlua:

Killua: I’m small but can beat your ass-

quack-a-doodle-doo

Killua: You call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes

Gon: Making four accounts bro

Killua: Bro

quack-a-doodle-doo

Gon: How do you tall people sleep without the blanket fully covering you?

Leorio: Gon, its 2am, im trying to sleep

Killua: Can’t sleep?

Gon: Is it…. because of the blanket?

*Gon and Killua giggle softly while Leorio rolls over groaning*

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hisoka: can I please have some attention?

illumi: *hugs him tight* HERE’S YOUR DAMN ATTENTION.

jasonreynoso

Killua: That's clown shit

quack-a-doodle-doo

Hisoka: Okay, stop talking about Killua.

Illumi: I thought you told me to get it out of my system?

Hisoka: WELL I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU HAD IN YOUR SYSTEM!

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hisoka: *is upset*

illumi: hey, you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and they viewed humans as gods and each one of us had a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? it would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you.

hisoka: thank? you?