#stuckony

[hurtspideyparker]

one of my pet peeves is when in young!Tony Stark fics, like hs or college aus, they give him a goatee. I WILL be ignoring that every single time because 1. I simply don't think he had that style till he was older, but 2. I have an obsessive collection of young RDJ photos and you can rip my sweet baby-faced RDJ fantasies out of my cold dead hands. I didn't watch those terrible 80s movies for the plot, it was to see his cute lil face 😪

he's so precious let me imagine him getting kissed on by hunky men and/or facing terrible betrayal and loss

[ckjjm]

[joetavis]

Avengers Tower Fic where Bucky joins (without Civil War) and crushes harddd on Tony, but doesn't know how to act on it, because his best friend (Steve) and Tony fucking hate eachother, always argue, stare at each other across the room, and so on.

Tony flirts with Bucky, but only when Steve isn't around. Steve leaves rooms when Tony flirts with other people.

Exasperated Bucky eventually loses it, swallows his pride and asks Nat and Clint how he should go about his crush on Tony, and what their problem with eachother is.

The Avengers then realise they forgot to tell Bucky that Steve and Tony are divorced.

It's a Stuckony fic.

[redvh205]

So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man

[ironspidersblog]

Bucky and Steve, watching Tony work in the lab from a distance:

Steve: that's the guy i have a crush on..

Steve: thoughts?

Tony, accidentally explodes something:

Bucky: And prayers, girl

[itsagentromanoff]

[Tony rushes in, panicked]

Bucky: What happened?

Tony: Nobody died!

Steve: What kind of response is that?!

[enthyrea]

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[vyynn]

Tony: I found a knife under Steve's pillow. I didn't realize he was the type to kill me in my sleep??

Sam: Nah, don't worry! Bucky probably put it there.

Tony: That's not relieving. Why does he have access to Steve's bed?

Sam: Why do YOU have access to Steve's bed?

Tony with his hands raised: Touché.