Jimmy Darling

Your favorite lobster boy

[im-yourdarling]

Hey, I'm Jimmy. You might know me as Lobster Boy!

Let's chat :)

[im-yourdarling]

Hey, uh... mr. Darling, are you dead...? Total bummer if you are, but...

Only on the inside, sweetheart

[im-yourdarling]

whore.

who the hell is this

[madisonhotgomery]

twerk for me bitch, I subscribed to your OF

[im-yourdarling]

Oh in that case... *sets up camera*

[madisonhotgomery]

hurry up, i don't have all the time🚬😾. smokes.

[im-yourdarling]

Check out my page, I just posted

[im-yourdarling]

Hey jimmy, if you had an instagram, what would your username be? :3

Probably the same as this! I've been told it was nice haha

[im-yourdarling]

There's nothing more pathetic than you dating James's annoying ex.

( @detectivezabel )

I'm not officially dating anyone. Though Ms Dahlia is a very kind lady...

[im-yourdarling]

Dear Mr Darling,

It is of my understanding that my ex-husband and his WHORE have hired you for their bachelor party or something. Please do not go!!! They want to have a threesome with you!!! And James fucks dead bodies in his spare time!!!

- @ms-dahlia-eldridge-march

THEY JUST ASKED FOR A THREESOME! I'm flabberghasted

[thejamespatrickmarch]

WHORE? THAT’S MY FIANCE

AND IM PAYING YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES!

[im-yourdarling]

IM ONLY GOING TO DANCE I WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU

[im-yourdarling]

For this new year, I plan on quitting drinking!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

I plan on drinking more :D

[franken-frat-boy]

sip sip sip

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

Cheers, Kyle!

[im-yourdarling]

NO

[im-yourdarling]

For this new year, I plan on quitting drinking!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

I plan on drinking more :D

[franken-frat-boy]

sip sip sip

[im-yourdarling]

DO YOU NEED TO BE GROUNDED TOO?

@thejamespatrickmarch what are we going to do with these kids...

[franken-frat-boy]

You ugly👹

@evilfrankenkyle

DAAAD!

@im-yourdarling @thejamespatrickmarch

The meanie is here :(

[im-yourdarling]

Ignore him, son, bullies are only like this because of how sad and pathetic their own lives are!

[im-yourdarling]

whore.

who the hell is this

[madisonhotgomery]

twerk for me bitch, I subscribed to your OF

[im-yourdarling]

Oh in that case... *sets up camera*

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?

[im-yourdarling]

Other than walking? We could go for a run if you'd like!

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I meant like.. a date?

[im-yourdarling]

Oh... sure thing, darling :) Where to?

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Really? I didn't even have to beg you, or make a twisted deal? Man.. James was never this easy to go on a date with.

Anyways... why don't we go see a movie? My treat :)

[im-yourdarling]

What kind of man would I be if I made the pretty lady pay? It's on me, sweetheart.

[im-yourdarling]

Dear Mr Darling,

It is of my understanding that my ex-husband and his WHORE have hired you for their bachelor party or something. Please do not go!!! They want to have a threesome with you!!! And James fucks dead bodies in his spare time!!!

- @ms-dahlia-eldridge-march

THEY JUST ASKED FOR A THREESOME! I'm flabberghasted

[im-yourdarling]

a threesome with me and @thejamespatrickmarch .

( @detectivezabel )

I will co-parent with him and thats it. FREAKS.

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?

[im-yourdarling]

Other than walking? We could go for a run if you'd like!

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I meant like.. a date?

[im-yourdarling]

Oh... sure thing, darling :) Where to?

[im-yourdarling]

For this new year, I plan on quitting drinking!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

I plan on drinking more :D

[im-yourdarling]

SON! NO! You're too young to even drink!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

😶

um... oops? 😇

[im-yourdarling]

you're grounded >:(

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

WHAT!? NO WAY THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!

[im-yourdarling]

ITS FOR YOUR SAFETY YOU SHOULDNT BE DRINKING

[im-yourdarling]

For this new year, I plan on quitting drinking!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

I plan on drinking more :D

[im-yourdarling]

SON! NO! You're too young to even drink!

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

😶

um... oops? 😇

[im-yourdarling]

you're grounded >:(

[coldbrewreaper]

😼😼😼😼😈😈 hi

hhhelloooii zoe friend

[madisonhotgomery]

no zoe friend, Zoe is bad, im not😇😇

[coldbrewreaper]

zoessnnot bad >:(

@iinsanegurl

[madisonhotgomery]

smh. why do you talk like stupid, you're a zombie or what

[coldbrewreaper]

mnnot stupiid :(

[paradnormal-investigator]

Yeah! He isn't stupid, he's just... adjusting to being alive again! (Kyle, do you want me to get your dads?)

Don't be a bitch to him! >:[

[coldbrewreaper]

dddad :)

[paradnormal-investigator]

Right. Okay, cool. You chill out in my office, have a cherry pepsi max from the vending machine (they're literally always the only thing in there, smh)

@thejamespatrickmarch @im-yourdarling hey I think your son needs you rn?

[im-yourdarling]

hey @kappa-kyle don't listen to that little bitch. You're very smart and loved!

[madisonhotgomery]

You better go stick your fingers into the citizens of your little town, that's what you're good at😇😼😈

[im-yourdarling]

WHO THE HELL IS THIS BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD