Lady of Fire

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hello, love.

I am the Lady of Fire.

Also know as Dahlia Eldridge-March

James Patrick March is my husband. He burned me alive and stuff.

I can light a blunt without a lighter (please send me more weed)

[izloveshorses]

what's meant to be is meant to be. if you even care.

(pls click for higher res i worked really hard on this)

[detectivezabel]

bending him over my desk.

[thejamespatrickmarch]

[detectivezabel]

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Please delete this, my children are on this app

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hello, dearest…

Hi, I guess

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[iinsanegurl]

he's my friend, respect him girl, he's chill and doesn't know how to use this

[jamesmarch30]

I am … “chill”? Is that what the new kids are saying, dearest? What is this monstrosity of our grammar today.

[iinsanegurl]

IT MEANS CALM OH GOD

[jamesmarch30]

I can not believe that I am “chill”, dearest, you have seen what I can do at my worst, or, will see, if you have not.

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I don't trust you as far as I can throw you

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T- DON'T DO THAT NO VIOLENCE

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

SHHHHHH

I'm a professional at taming little bitches

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[iinsanegurl]

he's my friend, respect him girl, he's chill and doesn't know how to use this

[jamesmarch30]

I am … “chill”? Is that what the new kids are saying, dearest? What is this monstrosity of our grammar today.

[iinsanegurl]

IT MEANS CALM OH GOD

[jamesmarch30]

I can not believe that I am “chill”, dearest, you have seen what I can do at my worst, or, will see, if you have not.

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I don't trust you as far as I can throw you

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[iinsanegurl]

he's my friend, respect him girl, he's chill and doesn't know how to use this

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

sorry I don't like the guy who killed me??? and fucks dead bodies??

[iinsanegurl]

LISTEN DAHLIA he's different

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Whatever. It's not like he can bother me, I live with Jimmy now

[iinsanegurl]

don't worry, He doesn't hurt, he wants to adapt to today's society

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Yeah, good luck with that

Tried that before and he started waxing people

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[iinsanegurl]

he's my friend, respect him girl, he's chill and doesn't know how to use this

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

sorry I don't like the guy who killed me??? and fucks dead bodies??

[iinsanegurl]

LISTEN DAHLIA he's different

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Whatever. It's not like he can bother me, I live with Jimmy now

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[iinsanegurl]

he's my friend, respect him girl, he's chill and doesn't know how to use this

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

sorry I don't like the guy who killed me??? and fucks dead bodies??

[iinsanegurl]

DON'T TICKLE ME @jamesmarch31

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does this bitch fucking haunt me :/

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?

[im-yourdarling]

Other than walking? We could go for a run if you'd like!

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I meant like.. a date?

[im-yourdarling]

Oh... sure thing, darling :) Where to?

[thejamespatrickmarch]

MY EX WIFE AND EX PERSONAL PROSTITUTE

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Shouldn't have kicked me out than, bitch

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Apparently one of the Kyle's died or something. Oh well, we always have more of them.

[coldbrewreaper]

:(

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Sorry, I've never met you before

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?

[im-yourdarling]

Other than walking? We could go for a run if you'd like!

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I meant like.. a date?

[im-yourdarling]

Oh... sure thing, darling :) Where to?

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Really? I didn't even have to beg you, or make a twisted deal? Man.. James was never this easy to go on a date with.

Anyways... why don't we go see a movie? My treat :)

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?

[im-yourdarling]

Other than walking? We could go for a run if you'd like!

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I meant like.. a date?

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Apparently one of the Kyle's died or something. Oh well, we always have more of them.

[franken-frat-boy]

we're not disposeable :(

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

I wasn't talking about you, my sweet boy. I would never think that about you

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

guys.. don't tell anyone but..

I might be starting to have feelings for @im-yourdarling

[ms-dahlia-eldridge-march]

Hey, darling, I hope you had fun on that walk with me last night :)

Oh, I had more than fun, my dear. I would love to do it again, or... maybe something other than walking if you're up for that?