I'm a barista

I'm a barista and this is some of the shit I hear.

[starfucks-life]

DON’T 👏 POUR 👏 YOUR 👏 COFFEE 👏 INTO 👏 THE 👏 GARBAGE 👏 CAN

[lolfactory]

After what happened last year, Starbucks takes a new tact.

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[thebaristalifeofficial]

Kermit, no! 🐸 #BaristaLife {📸: @freckled.jpg}

[thebaristalifeofficial]

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #BaristaLife {📸: @mandykrezman} • What’s the largest order you’ve ever gotten?

[imabarista]

One time we had a conference in the hotel across the street. A group of 5 people came in and ordered over 40 drinks. Some hot, some iced, some blended. It was a fucking mess. But they tipped up like $40.

[imabarista]

Remember kids, always ask for a cup of water while at the register, not the bar.

[imabarista]

iF you’ve been a barista (or a server, or a retail worker, or literally anyone who has had to deal with shitty people at a job ever...) DO NOT FUCKING YELL AT THE  BARISTA CAUSE YOUR DRINK IS WRONG. I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

[imabarista]

I was on a date with a boy at a coffee shop. He isn’t a big coffee drinker, and asked what the difference between “coffee” and “pourover” coffee was. I told him it was simple....

if you get a pourover, you’re a dick.

[thebaristalifeofficial]

Fall is my favorite season ☺️ #BaristaLife {📸: Anthony Pierce}

[imabarista]

Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong | Agitators Ep. 1

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[steelpandas-deactivated20200829]

me: *pouring 2% into steaming pitcher* customer: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WANTED NONFAT me: *looks at the 15 drinks on the bar* did you get a green tea latte? customer: ..no… me: THEN THIS ISNT YOUR DRINK

[imabarista]

After drinking shitty office coffee for 2 months I had a cup of Komodo today.......hello darkness my old friend.....

[imabarista]

Barista bond 4 lyfe yo.

i bring you cupcakes, you give me free drinks. 

[imabarista]

Today I used a coffee brewer that only had one button. 

Start.

It was oddly satisfying.

[thebaristalifeofficial]

happens much too often! #BaristaLife http://ift.tt/29EjjwL

[imabarista]

Shout out

To all the baristas who miss fun stuff cause they have to work on holidays and weekends. 

[thebaristalifeofficial]

Omg, the Pink Drink is really good, but have you had the brown drink? #BaristaLife 💩{📸: @kristenicolepeterson}

[imabarista]

omg lol

[imabarista]

When you leave Starbucks and start chatting with your fellow baristas to find that 5 more people have left in the 2 weeks since you did.....0_o