Going absolutely buckwild over this screenshot I found

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Going absolutely buckwild over this screenshot I found
#he really said we cope through humor
Everyone holding Annabeth to an impossible Standard
And then there’s Percy
The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
Dropped soda becomes a rocket
RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
Lego Swimming Pool Layout
I wish my job was smoking weed
Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
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This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts
stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.
He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!
Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.
(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)
Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!
I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.
EXCEPT
If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”
What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”
It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work
In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment”