just a little guy

Void/Grey | Adult™️ | they/them

[pangur-and-grim]

Sparks of Tomorrow has finally brought us equality

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m weeping. even in the character line-up, he’s doing boobs and butt. and meanwhile the women get to just exist in peace

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[skippyisntfunny]

[importantcatpics]

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[jenny-holzer]

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[pokeballvictimized]

Oh, the pill bug...

[aquafabaulous]

@pangur-and-grim

[commonplacefolklore]

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

[orteil42]

social media should have an optional field you can fill in when you block someone that they'll see when they try to visit your page. it could be "🥲 sorry you are constantly posting pictures of your horrible child". it could be a middle finger

[redstonedust]

while i hope the AI boom dies out i also hope we start acknowledging data center water overconsumption as it's own unique issue because like. it's not AI itself that harms the environment it's the hardware hosting it, right? same reason nfts and cryptocurrency were also bad for the environment. the root problem isn't going away so long as we allow big companies to continue hitching their wagon to the next big tech trend. i worry if they don't get stronger regulation we'll just be repeating the same issue whenever the next toy comes along.

[mismedleym]

just a hunch

really like how i drew kim here