Marlow Parlow

Semi-RP blog for a cyberpunk red character I have, with occasional memes

[detestable-darling]

I LOBVE MY BF RRRRAAAHHH

[detestable-darling]

[marlow-parlow]

On today’s episode of: Don’t do it!!!

[marlow-parlow]

Me posting on this site is like a bear coming out of hibernation

[makesoneteam]

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

[detestable-darling]

@marlow-parlow @comradeninja

[brisbone]

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

[wycombewiggins]

How was it?

[brisbone]

You had two bee there

[redfirefox-55]

many doodles and WIPs I found on my iPad that I will probably never finish so I guess I will post them before bed

[serglesinner]

PLEASEEE turn on the audio

[ruinedchildhood]

[punkrock-bottom]

[just-positivity-stuff]

[mypatchworkreflection]

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

[coffeepeople]

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

[kaban-bang]

[detestable-darling]

[segamascott]

[lucettaloves]

girl in a cute sundress, completely unaware that the shadow of her immense hanging cock is obvious in the sunlight

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[marlow-parlow]

Apparently I’ve been on here for 3 years lmao

[detestable-darling]

i need. nintendo to stop making attractive blonde men. im already cursed w being gay. why do they have to be blonde on top of that.

[detestable-darling]

how does one eliminate shame

[marlow-parlow]

Kissing women or men or edgeworth

[detestable-darling]

i need 2 kiss my fuckign bf

[marlow-parlow]

Eat him