[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[mugen-nimbus-deactivated2019022]

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me: 

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[its-arrested-development]

[wlwprompts-blog]

Person A: I’m going to fight the next person who insults my girlfriend.

Person A’s Girlfriend: I hate myself :(

Person A: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!

[mjalti]

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[orlandobloomers]

imagine life but not bad

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

unrealistic. blocked

[airframeextender]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

the less they know the better, trust me

[unwellknight]

me and my friends next month

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[siickangel]

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

i wanna be as peaceful as the moon