Fuckin what Mate?

I don't care what you call me. I don't care what you think of me. Why are you here. 

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As humans, there will always be something that we can do that robots will never be capable of. And that’s being Republican.

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Dark Souls builds by Mantra: Strength Build: It’ll work. Dexterity Build: I’ll find a way to make it work. Intelligence Build: I think it’ll work. Faith Build: I believe it’ll work. Luck Build: It might work. Quality Build: It won’t work.

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50 Shades of Grey is the low-budget porn parody of Twilight

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Philosophy class with Pearl & Amethyst

Pearl: Take Greg for example, how can we be sure that he's alive?

Amethyst: *Brains Greg with a baseball bat*

Amethyst: Well he sure ain't now!

Pearl: Amethyst, NO!

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The 5th Diamond was in front of us the whole time...

Black Diamond

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Anyone talking about how the main struggle in Steven Universe is caused by White’s Supremacy?

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A PSA to all the young robots out there:

It is not appropriate for strangers to touch your nuts in public, or your bolts. Spread the Word.

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More Adventures with the Steven Universe Design Team:

#1: OK, so Steven is stuck on the Gem Homeworld, and we need to get him back to Earth, thoughts?

#2: *Raises Hand*

#1: Goddamnit... No.

#2: What? You didn't even hear my idea!

#1: I know what it's gonna be though. You say the same fucking thing every time we need to solve a plot problem.

#2: So I'm just not allowed to contribute then? Just like that?

#1: Oh my god fine! What's your idea?

#2: ...

#2: We kill Lars.

#1: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

#1: YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M GONNA-!

#3: Wait wait wait. Calm down!

#1: What!?

#3: That might actually work...

#1: It might *fucking* **what**?

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You really have to appreciate the Steven Universe visual people. #1: We can’t let the viewers know what Blue Diamond looks like, but they’re on screen. What do we do? #2: Let’s just put a blanket on their head... Like a ghost.” #1: ... #1: Fuck it.

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If I learned anything from Shakespeare....

It’s that killing yourself is always the solution to your problems.

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When you votekick the biggest jagoff on the server even though they’re carrying your team

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Friends don’t let friends make memes with Comic Sans.

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Me: Thank you please come again. The guy I’m having sex with:

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Ya’ll chillin’ with Rick & Morty; I’m still hangin’ with the OG Duo:

Don’t act like you’ve forgotten.

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To This Day I Am Haunted By My Failure

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The bloodiest hands of our world belong to the politicians. Kinda weird how accepting we are of that. Shouldn’t we want for something more?