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I'm dead

[imadeadbodyy]

[imadeadbodyy]

I laugh every time I remember this.

[catchymemes]

[marlynnofmany]

This is seven seconds of stupid, and I’ve watched it five times.  Enjoy.

[imadeadbodyy]

[kilgorezouzou]

D E P L O Y

[guerrillatech]

[capacity]

At the job I just left we kept having applicants leave before their interview bc my manager would purposely make them wait in the lobby for 2 hours to test how much they needed the job. I told her we need them more than they need us so she needs to stop playing with them but her logic was that she only wanted to keep employees that wouldn’t jeopardize their income. That’s who they’re putting in charge of these places

[porterr-robinson]

[thickness-protection-program]

[cakey-bunns]

@ifjgh @vengeful-vulpix @velour-lover

[doctorjohcoy]

@lovetaunt

[mrplatypusblog]

[signalbeast]

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

[malcriada]

[imadeadbodyy]

I laugh every time I remember this.

[imadeadbodyy]

missing the old days

[thingsfromthedirt]

[imadeadbodyy]

I laugh every time I remember this.

[followsthesparks]

life gets so much better when you realize that there are no rules. you don’t have to get your license at 16 if you don’t want to. you don’t have to date anyone in your teen years if you don’t want to. you don’t have to move out in your 20s if you don’t want to. you don’t need to go to any social gathering that you’re not in the mood to go to. and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. sometimes you don’t wanna do something just because you... don’t wanna do it. that’s it. live your life how you wanna live it.

[tamamita]

[mangonetics]

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

[762nukem]

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

That would be Sandy Petersen.

[viesti3]

Nice

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

[xander-the-bastard]

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[agripinaafalls]

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[imadeadbodyy]

who u

nobody i guess :(