[softwaring]

[segamascott]

[schzunabe]

[hgsn-moved]

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

[dogpuppy]

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[pangur-and-grim]

wait….. he’s cutie?

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of his poses are just “corpse of a marine mammal bloating on the beach”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[sloppjockey]

happy alien day . xenom, gouache painting on paper, 2018. print on my site

[sloppjockey]

idk if I have posted about it here yet but I am currently working with a wonderful publisher on an art book. a real, beautiful, intense art book. I'll have more info about preorders for the collectors and standard editions soon

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[bobbole]

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

[kabber]

[depsidase]

[dollitalaleczka]

made daily with FOOD

[bruzum]

[targetedknowledge]