Imaginator

I’m a weirdo :p

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[satan-offical]

Happy mango day BTW not like anyone cares :'(

Mango

[satan-offical]

Guys it's Mango Day again

[imaginator625]

Went to a ghost tour and they were playing the Five Nights at Freddy’s song by the Living Tombstone

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[thememedaddy]

[smallpwbbles]

I love seeing Jax in the recent ad just acting like we didn’t watch him brutally abstract and reminding me of this meme

[smallpwbbles]

Sorry I had to draw this real quick.

[fishing-princess]

[fishing-princess]

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

[kaisklsnsstuff]

Jax doodles (TADC escape au)

(These are not ships but can be seen that way idc)

[anarchyshot]

Can we give Niko and Batter a hug? It seems like they need one after all this chaos?

* * *

"Oh, um—"

"Okay" — confidently replied the Batter, stopping his walk.

"I didn't think you could... do...

S-Sure, thanks...!"

Niko turned around and opened their arms, copying the Batter's stance, and the direction he was facing, ready to embrace you.

And so you did.

Having wrapped your hands around the two, pushing them a bit closer to your chest, you could feel the silky cape and scarf that Niko wore on their shoulder, the firm outfit of the Batter, the nuzzle of soft hair seldom worsened by yet uncleaned slime residue and the side of a helmet, brim turned aside as to not poke at you.

A soft hand embracing you, a cold hand embracing you, and the hands embracing each other.

The warmth of two, softly holding onto you.

So you felt, allegedly.

* * *

[mx-m29]

just a normal juggling gif, nothing weird about it

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[myterriblethirties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 7 years old today (July 2, 2024) and the gif is still funny af to me. Happy birthday to my beautiful and brilliant big girl, Marceline!!

[thatacefrog]

Happy birthday!!!

[smallerontheoutside]

happy birthday to her !!

[jell-o101]

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

[blackstar5078]

Important tags to include actually.

[beardedmrbean]

[mfshipbracket]

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

[charlesoberonn]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[charlesoberonn]

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

[cordezshenanigans]

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

[charlesoberonn]

I hope it's none.

[lindleland]

It is beating exactly one of them.

[beenovel]

NOTHING could have prepared me for that