Just Imagine it. Just for a second.

Things to think about our favorite (not-so) gentle giant doing! Accepting submissions!

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota settling down with a husband, their fourteen children, 6 dogs, a cat, and a micro pig.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine North being chubby

no need to imagine he simply is

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota using a very tiny spoon.

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[imagineagentnorthdakota]

well you did make a mistake............... messing with me

Square Up You Robo Piece Of Shit We're Throwing Down

[transnymph]

hey i’m doing a survey for my gender of sociology class that takes like five minutes max. if you could fill it out for me it would really help my grade

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine North staring at a bag of bacon bits and wondering whether or not he can eat the entire thing and still maintain his reputation as a responsible adult.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine North surreptitiously looking up and down the hallway and downing the whole bag in one go, only to realize upon putting it down that he was being watched the whole time.

[agentmaiine-blog]

Best thing I’ve made. Ever.

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I’m going to fight agent north dakota

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

reblog to punch north right in the gotdamn face

[actuallyapathy]

bad post op

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Right. In. The. Got. Damn. Face.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota, a very manly Muppet.

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if you had to take the director out on an extremely romantic date, where would you take him and what would you do there

I’d tale him out peach picking. We share sweet fruit and laughter all day until we come across a surprise picnic I had hidden under the shade of an old tree beforehand. I’d call him my Georgia Peach and he would scoff, but blush

Then I would take him home, quit my job, and propel myself into the sun.

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North has bear hands.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

They are large.

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I’m going to fight agent north dakota

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

reblog to punch north right in the gotdamn face

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota slapping the Director across the face with a large river trout.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine North dressed as a giant sheep rappin bout God.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

This was North`s Halloween costume

[hotfriend]

cause im mr brightside

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine this as Agent North Dakota getting his cardio in.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota writing a 42 page review of a Snuggie- the blanket with sleeves.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine North dressed in an obnoxiously bright spandex outfit doing an exercise routine to the Monster Mash.

[imagineagentnorthdakota]

Imagine Agent North Dakota wearing one of those cones they put on dogs so they can’t bite themselves.