two days for sping beak????!!

(trans positive/safe!) she/they, lesbian. call me C. blog for my cats is @mashed-potatoes-and-mimi. I post while high ALOT if i said something that upset you, esp in the tags- good chance i was high and didn't mean it that way. somewhat genderqueer but not in a way that matters, lesbian, 26 My interests change a lot.

[covid-safer-hotties]

[actuallyapathy]

the flu also CAUSES HEART ATTACKS!!! a person is 6x more likely to have a heart attack in the week after they've had the flu. best way to prevent that is to prevent them from getting the flu in the first place.

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[marxismopportunism]

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

i love the power of the 🫵 emoji. yes you

[actuallyapathy]

[loveridden1999]

realising that being told 'you should be a lawyer' as a girl wasn't a compliment but a dig at me for being loud mouthed & opinionated

[nikoisme]

sketch

[serinemolecule]

A lot of people don't realize just how much space car infrastructure takes up. So I've decided to provide everyone a visual aid!

I've presented two maps at the exact same zoom level, as indicated by the big red arrow. They also each have a red area circled, of approximately the same area.

In the first image, I've circled one of eightish parking lots at a US mall. A normal amount of distance for even Americans who drive everywhere to walk through.

In the second image, I've circled:

a subway station

a park

like twenty apartment buildings

like twenty restaurants

three convenience stores (which, being Japanese, can also handle banking, copying/printing, and a variety of governmental paperwork)

one grocery store (another two right outside the circle)

seven medical clinics, two pharmacies

a fire station

a post office

two preschools and three cram schools

a Shintō shrine

a Buddhist temple

multiple parking lots

This wasn't even a particularly cherry-picked part of Tokyo! I just picked the area around my house.

In case anyone thinks by "a park" I'm talking about the green area not circled, I'm not, I'm talking at this area at the southeast end of the circle:

Here's another angle on the area I circled, with a lot of the things I mentioned in view.

The shrine, just because I have a soft spot for Tokyo neighborhood shrines:

Anyway, I suppose I'll end on what the mall parking lot looks like.

Remember, this is one of eightish parking lots at this mall.

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[dogpuppy]

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[bimmyjimmy]

sorry for lack of bimmy, i started a new job and although I’m still wfh,,, lots to do..

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[hellenhighwater]

She's getting so good at stepping with her brace on!

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha