Atticus, Heck Yes

Atticus Trash Number 1

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Imagine Atticus Finch dying a hundred times then going back to black

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Imagine Atticus Finch joining Oingo Boingo

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my mum is dead :(

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Why I even started this shitshow of a blog

okay this is the admin of this account speaking. So I don’t actually have a fetish for 1930s American lawyers, I mostly started this account as part of an inside joke but it’s pretty awesome to run and I can write good TKAM essays. I know I run this account for Atticus but Boo Radley is probably my favourite character [AKA this whole account is a lie] because Scout and Jem won’t shut the fuck up, most of the background characters are racist af, Miss Dubose is fucking salty, Atticus turns out to be a racist, Cecil Jacobs reminds me of my friend @sadgaycannibal [not that she’s racist] and All Star by Smashmouth and I don’t remember much about Dil but Dan and Phil locked him up in a basement or something. TKAM is actually an interesting novel considering that it’s the only novel I studied which I didn’t end up hating and wanting to blow my brains out whenever I saw that we’d be analysing it [hmm hmm Great Expectations AKA the book about rich kids and kiddie bondage secks]. So yeah English was actually enjoyable while we studied this and this novel is fabulous tbh [although once in class we had this debate about Atticus’s parenting and for some reason I accidentally blurted out vagina so we can all thank my stupid gay ass for ruining class debates about TKAM]. So yeah, I thought you guys should know a bit about how I feel about TKAM :)

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To Kill a Mockingbird

Scout: I wonder who's leaving us these gifts on Boo Radleys property outside Boo Radleys house in Boo Radleys tree right in front of Boo Radleys gate

Scout:

Scout:

Scout: I bet it's miss Maudie

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a (stupid) re-imagining of harper lee’s classic tale, based entirely on the title

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oh ym go D

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can we just give @boo-is-back a hand for existing? I mean I don’t know them but it’s pretty diddly darn cool that they exist

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Imagine Atticus riding on a tricycle in the Stressed Out video

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I’m Sassy Spoonicus, tag yourself

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Me and child

Child: Parental unit, were you Atticus trash when you were a kid?

Me: Why do you ask muthafuckingattitcusbooradleyscoutfuckingtrash?

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Atticus loves all his children very much

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yo Maycomb homies, I just created a new blog! It’s called @justnumberjackthings. Go follow it for more dank memes or Atticus will put you in his child blender!

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Imagine that one day your boyfriend, Atticus picks you up from school. He says he has a present for you and you think it’s an engagement ring but it turns out to be a dead baby. You get angry and throw it into the street and Atticus chases after it but a speeding car hits him and he doesn’t survive. When you go to his funeral, you kneel and cry next to his coffin. This was all your fault. Atticus is still holding the baby, you lift up the baby and a ring falls out with a note. The note says;

‘Will you be my darn diddly forever?’

You then jump off a bridge because you fucked up everything.

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Heartwarming story

Imagine that you have to go into hospital for a life threatening vagina transplant. Your boyfriend, Atticus is by your side holding your hand until the anaesthetic sets in but when you wake up from the operation, Atticus is no longer there. You ask your doctor where he is and the doctor says ‘who do you think gave you the vagina?’ [It was Atticus]

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Imagine Atticus texting you “Rawr XD *nuzzles*” and then taking you to a BOTDF concert

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Sorry for this!

Imagine you wake up on your birthday and your boyfriend Atticus hasn’t gotten you a gift. Atticus has been your boyfriend for 5 years so you are understandably upset so you cry in your room all day. When you finally come downstairs, Atticus has made you a special dinner. It’s tacos, your favorite. The romantic dinner is amazing but afterwards Atticus looks into your eyes cheekily and says; “are you ready for the biggest surprise of the night?” He winks and you blush as he takes you upstairs. 

When you get there, Jack the pumpkin king is shackled to the bed. 

“Oh Atticus, how’d you know I had a skellington kink?” you gush. You then spend the whole night spanking Jack and coating each other in dark chocolate.