Rhetoric can't Raise the Dead

[krakenteacups]

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[markscherz]

Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[yavinns]

we must free my girl

(elderly woman who committed treason)

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[wordsmisunderstood]

"I asked chat gpt." "I asked grok" okay well I asked Chrisjen Avasarala and she said do not put your dick in it, it's fucked enough already, and I think that really applies here.

[inkstainedwounds]

"What is grief but love persevering."

[igelmanz]

Can you believe that this is my first time drawing Mirandy?

[whyenn-reader]

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[dreamingdormouse]

Me trying to accomplish my to-do list this week

[monamoni]

[inpotatoeswetrust]

Good thing no one is asking me what my career aspirations are anymore because they've turned into writing a fanfic so good someone makes fan art of it. High aspirations indeed.

[deadghosy]

[peacozy]

“summer is over” good. bring on the soup

[moonhips]

“Now would be an excellent time for you to put your arms around my neck.” — The Assistant / Ch. 2 by CatherineParker For @cgparker and her amazing monkleya fake dating fic of our dreams that is so much fun! 💗