East of Omaha

Free drinks and bad advice.

[moocowmoocow]

One, two, three, four M's bitch and I want more Five, six, seven, eight They fake, I don't affiliate Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Pray to God and give 'em hell

[scoobydoomistakes]

Alright, help us settle a bet.

Meg says in this photo, Tiramisu looks like a baby hippopotamus...

...and I say holy crap she really really looks like a baby hippopotamus doesn't she

Great Dane + forced perspective + long lens = hippopotamus. What can I say, the math maths.

–Colin

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For All Mankind│5x05 - Svoboda

-What do you say to those who don't understand why you all are so upset? -Where are you from? -Uh, Florida. -So imagine they decided not only to shut down Disney World and fire everybody who works there, but kick out everyone who lives in Orlando. We need them to listen to us and stop the automation. Mars is ours.

[isbtwneotsfbous]

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

[isbtwneotsfbous]

yes yes Miles, go piss Irina off, i wanna see her in action

[catchaspark]

californians, consider calling your state assemblymembers in order to object to the current budget proposal stripping Medi-Cal (our Medicaid) from asylees and refugee applicants except in emergencies. also, they’re agreeing to reduce the asset limit for many Medi-Cal recipients back to $2000. That number means that the maximum amount a Medi-Cal recipient who is aged, blind, or disabled can have in the bank at any time is $2000. That figure is obscenely low, and it’s actually lower by about fifty bucks than the amount they’re allowed to get each month in income.* if enacted this policy change will vastly hurt thousands of seniors and disabled people and i’m not kidding. please speak up if you can.

[isbtwneotsfbous]

[shezgotgame]

stoppppp she’s so fuckin funny and just like me fr lmao love me some ciara

[splhcb48]

[borgcast]

1st rule of B5: Do not p*** Ivanova off.

[timrousbeastie]

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[worldsandemanations]

Lake Superior agates

[allthingseurope]

Zurich, Switzerland

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[quasi-normalcy]