Magpie

22, he/they, British A03

[inpotatoeswetrust]

Fic masterpost

so many stars in the sky (and i don't know why they always have to fall on me)

(Mature, 3,471, Shane is maybe, possibly dead. Ilya needs to find out)

half life

(Explicit, 11,070, Shane and Ilya's time spent hooking up in 2015.)

Your voice, and your ghost

(Mature, 3,793. STCG romance week)

tenebroso

(Explicit, UNFINISHED, 3,597 words. IV in his manwhore era)

letters to montréal

(Teen and up, 4,678 words, Ilya wrote and then burned letters when apart from Shane. Turned out he missed a few.)

someone will remember us (even in another time)

(Mature, 11,339 words, five lives through time, soulmates AU)

Host

(Explicit, 1,346 words, for Sleep Token creative guild spooky week 2025)

Arcadia's Lament

(Explicit, 32,037, Sleep Token)

consolari sicut sonsolari

(Explicit, 12,128 words, Sleep Token)

amari sicut amare

(Explicit, 17,629 words, Sleep Token)

(They won't be missing you)

(Mature, 2,872 words, Sleep Token)

Perihelion

(Mature, 4,269 words, Clegan in a medieval time)

not in culmination of fire, but in a cold and quiet death

(Mature, 3,109 words, John is not mentally sound. They're all trapped.)

nothing changes but the number of ghosts

(Explicit, 4,601 words, John is not mentally sound. Gale decides to fuck about it.)

Death Shall Be No Sev'rance

(Teen and up, 3,994 words, three times John didn't feel well.)

Castus

(Explicit, 6,725 words, Gale's dealing with the problem of John being desperate. 2/2)

Moechor

(Explicit, 3,707 words, John being desperate and making it everyone else's problem. 1/1)

[inpotatoeswetrust]

the one problem with a dance tradition more than 500 years old is I CANT FIND ANY OF THE ORIGINS OF THE TUNES hhhh just tell my why they're dancing Shropshire Lad in the fucking wirral

[citrusses]

fic rec!! I'll build a house inside you by @jtimu

today (and every day) is a beautiful day to read this fic. forced marriage but make it hockey, sex tapes, angst, did i mention sex... you could not ask for more...

In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

I love this fic, I love this Ilya, I love this Shane. Run don't walk:

There is a tense note in Hollander’s voice. This is not unusual, because Hollander is held together by latent panic

AND

Maybe Hollander feels like this all of the time, like his skin will crawl away without him if he does not hold himself still.

AND

Twenty three years ago his deck was shuffled. He plays for Russia. He is drafted. He takes a video. He drives to Montreal. He kisses Shane Hollander.

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[inpotatoeswetrust]

having to research what normal human emotions feel like to normal human people for yaoi purposes. Again. Call that 💫autism💫

[cindycrysob]

big sexy

[inpotatoeswetrust]

love learning about irl hockey to apply to heated rivalry. shane being so competitive as to drag a 17 year old by the ankle down a sand dune? Plausible. It happened to nathan mackinnon.

[inpotatoeswetrust]

i hate that rat fuck keir starmer for making my already shit experience of twitter significantly worse

[inpotatoeswetrust]

what was i saying oh yeah I HATE THAT RAT FUCK KEIR STARMER

[leneybeany]

All of my ‘Before the cottage’ & ‘ Fuck Buddie Era’ finds so far!

I don't include descriptions, but there is lots of smut indeed usually in every one of them

Recommend your own if you've written or found any you've enjoyed!!

added may 3rd ->

back on your sofa by machentrails

if u think i’m pretty by WeeBeastie

"Goodbye, Hollander" by amekyunn1

Blood in the water by Wintersbane

Mark Your Territory by Anonymous

sweet for you by ladybundle

What If Shane Had Sent That Text? by FangirlsDiaries

off the ice by PorcelainMortal 

You Have Ruined Me by ProngsfootxJily

Secret Gay Society by Anacahuita (Arbol_13)

Flushed Freckles by ScenicCynicalSight

The interview by grabmyboner

thaw by diazette

half life by Razor_to_the_rosary 

'With Love' by sparrow30

added may 10th ->

Everything I Didn't Say by Oaks118

Vishnya by Kate Andrews (k8andrewz)

Won't go home without you by katcches

all his spindly roots by Ruby_Wednesday

Locker Room Talk by Starlight_Goddess

not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81

rush & roulette by Calico

[inpotatoeswetrust]

everyone is excited for HR s2 ofc ofc. I am too. Namely for troy barrett's anxious gay panic to be on my screen christmas 2026 in hd. Cannot fucking wait torture nexus that man!!

[inpotatoeswetrust]

i hate that rat fuck keir starmer for making my already shit experience of twitter significantly worse

[gremlinnddraws]

Before the Dawn

I have a few notes on what inspired this piece, but the main word that best encapsulates it is “devotion”. I was going to title it that but then the colours and mood shifted and made me think of them being caught between morning twilight and the dawn.

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[inpotatoeswetrust]

I've seen many a 'fantasy vibe' location compilation of the british isles- THEY ALWAYS SLEEP ON WALES!! bros. englishmen. You are ignoring the untapped potential of the dearest country of Cymru. i may be saying this inside my medieval town walls with my bow fingers intact but. Wales my beloved <3 has so many cool as fuck places

[inpotatoeswetrust]

the sun comes out for a few days and the entire UK rejoices. I just saw someone say "we are SO BACK" in response to 2 photos of a cloudless sky. most miserable country and yet.

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

ROTUND

[toonfinch-deactivated20231219]

artistic rendition

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

[inpotatoeswetrust]

thinking about how Pittsburgh is compared to Sheffield because they're both industrial, steel cities. Do we reckon Pittsburgh has it's own Full Monty.