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☆Hi! This blog is a total dumpster of shitposts. Sometimes cool stuff like drawings or playlists. I should be more active. ☆Hyperfixations: Lady Gaga, Supermassive games, Barbie, horror stuff, futuristic stuff, girly stuff,movies... ☆Fr/Esp/Eng ☆-She/her- ☆LGBTQ+ friendly blog!!

[freakoutgirl]

This post is pissing me off. He liked hanging out with Squidward, who I certainly wouldn't describe as a man with a pure heart who likes to laugh a lot. SpongeBob is a kind soul who sees the good in most people. Chances are he would like you.

[chrissyjoshys]

"i never see you at the club" well i never see you at the annual blackwood mountain winter getaway

[ayeforscotland]

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

[ayeforscotland]

Lol…literally lmao. Enjoy the propaganda👍

[weeberc3]

Saved this from a different post, it belongs here.

[ayeforscotland]

"As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S"

Sycophantic pish from TikTok comms here.

[grinderhash-deactivated20231003]

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

[podcastwizard]

this one gets to breach containment me thinks

[tsunderemployee]

in 2025 i am reading less, eating fewer vegetables, smoking more cigarettes, getting more angry online, and most importantly playing more live service games

[jfksnymph]

why they do that to Richard bru

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

new seasons greasons lore dropped

[imahyperfixatedbitch]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE MUTUALS I LOST TOUCH WITH

But a happier year to my still mutuals <333

[saeriibon]

tribute to jerboas

[ud505-deactivated20250126]

[emilycastlevania]

[imahyperfixatedbitch]

I might go see it tbh

[imahyperfixatedbitch]

Tumblrina meets instagram 0/10

[quietwingsinthesky]

and now she’s making me watch a christmas romance movie about a woman falling in love with a snowman who comes to life. and before you ask? yes, the snowman statue does have snow nipples. and yes, he does get brought to life completely naked. and yes, the only thing covering up his snow cock and ass is a super long magic scarf that the woman put on him.

[quietwingsinthesky]

updates:

- snowman loves her because she brought him to life. me and my friend are discussing whether this makes her his mom and if that makes this movie way weirder than they intended

- they have made a reference to aldovia, meaning this movie takes place in the same alternate universe as the christmas prince

- the snowman boyfriend only watches christmas light shows and christmas cooking shows

- THE SNOWMAN IS CHRISTIAN?????????? THE SNOWMAN TRIES TO USE A CROSS TO REPEL A MOVIE VAMPIRE HE SEES ON THE TV??????????????

- snowman keeps trying to get snow naked and show people his snow cock

- the town sheriff is trying to arrest him because of this. for streaking.

[quietwingsinthesky]

he can’t use the oven because it’s too hot and he starts melting, so we’re now discussing if he could have sex with main character lady without his snow dick melting inside her. and if it did would that get her pregnant.

[quietwingsinthesky]

because he was just “born yesterday” they’re playing with the tropes of like he doesn’t know basic stuff like what food is or what cancer is (her husband died of cancer btw it is just like. a fact they throw out there lmao.) but it’s getting really uncomfortable because main character lady doesn’t talk to him or explain things to him like he’s an adult who doesn’t know things, she talks to him like he’s a four year old.

[quietwingsinthesky]

AT THE SMALL TOWN DINER

Sheriff: Why is there no beverage for that ice, Jack?

Snowman: Because I like to eat the ice, Sheriff

[They both begin competitively and aggressively eating ice out of the same glass]

[quietwingsinthesky]

snowman is having a snow existential crisis because he’s realized he might die (melt) without having helped people or made an impact on anyone’s lives (<- by putting up christmas decorations)

[spacemoth-matt]

@imahyperfixatedbitch

[imahyperfixatedbitch]

The first sentence of the post is literally what I did.

[pontsalin]

"the tallest" "the brit" "the ravenette" "the oldest" "the pinkette" "the colorblind" "the smallest"

Please I beg you just use names and pronouns

[pontsalin]

I've found a winner

[pontsalin]

"the tallest" "the brit" "the ravenette" "the oldest" "the pinkette" "the colorblind" "the smallest"

Please I beg you just use names and pronouns

[pontsalin]

I've found a winner

[tinynightmarewoman]

God if I had the opportunity to make one of those hours long documentaries you see on YouTube about the most niche of things that you click on as background noise but end up becoming eerily invested in, I'd make one on Little Hope and just how it is a fucking awesome game that got a bad wrap!

If I had the ability to script, edit, record, make compelling points and not have selective mutism I'd be yapping hours straight on that documentary and I'd mean every god damn word!

I think thats one of my many weird wants in life and this strange little fandom.