cats.knitting

hey, look. stuff.

[elizmanderson]

convincing people to read The Lord of the Wood, but instead of marketing the book properly I'm just sharing some of @victoriacbooks's comments on a draft they read pre-publication

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[iamnotlanuk]

[dahliavandare]

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

[fashionsfromhistory]

Denim Jacket

c.1850

United States

​This jacket would have been worn over a woman’s work dress or blouse, most likely while she labored outdoors. Its construction mimics the fashionable hourglass silhouette of the period, with tucks that cinch at the wrists and natural waistline. Denim is typically thought of as a menswear textile, but it was also common in women’s workwear during the 19th century.

Museum at FIT (Object number: P87.43.3)

[dead-rabbit-comics]

had the pleasure to meet the tiny person i made this for today

happy they're here ✨️

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[dduane]

"Cats on selfies": This ad for Tesco Mobile has been running a long time now on Irish TV (in a slightly cut-down form). And it's hilarious. "Egghead. Howya?" "….Bad."

[rockshitty]

A friend told me I should be using bottled water to make my tea, since the tap water around here has a lot of chlorine in it and that’ll throw off the flavor of some of my more delicate teas.

I tried it. Boiled the water in a kettle, poured it into the cup to brew, and it all bounced right back out. Made a hell of a mess. My slippers are soaked.

Tried again, same thing. Mess all over the kitchen, hot water all over the counter and down my apron.

I called my friend to tell her about it and figure out what the hell was going on.

She said “that’s weird. I’ve never had that problem. Are you using filtered water or spring water?”

[godlessondheimite]

this is the greatest story ever told

from Ask a Manager

[mikkeneko]

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

[beguilingcorpse]

and you may tell yourself: this is not my beautiful circus! and you may tell yourself: these are not my beautiful monkeys!!!

[great-and-small]

Americans take a second to thank the Migratory Bird Treaty Act that you can still walk into the wetlands to see (and hear) this scene

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

He WHAT??? Oh 15 stabs were not enough

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[theehorsepusssy]

[vovat]

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

He has been...

CONTAI-

Oh shit

OH NO

Fuck. Now I'm the one contained.