ALLO ALLO ALLO

greatings one an all! my name is Molina and I have a severe addiction to a very specific set of games that I stumbled upon by sheer accident and now I'm stuck here!! JOHN BEST CHARACTER!!!

[tinynightmarewoman]

OI! OI YOU! I have a question!

Hey you, how we doing bud? My little TDPA fan, I have a question for you, okay?

If you, yes you, had the fullest control over SMG, infinite money, infinite connections to any actors you want, infinite resources, and the skills to do so...

What game or games would you make for your own series in the dark pictures anthology?

I know what I'd make, I have plenty of ideas! A good idea I had was this: Classic setup, big haunted castle, deep in snowy mountains and forests, classic gothic aesthetics and vibes! Group going on a "guided tour" but actually being dropped off in the hands of some nutty scientists turning people into monsters for their own morally repugnant curiosity! The guest star? Bruce Campbell!

Oh and John's model would have to be playable... because... yeah...

Anyway, do tell what you'd make I'm very curious.

[tinynightmarewoman]

Shout out to my great, good, wonderful, stressful, loveable, pal Kat for informing me that there's a split moment in the Backrooms Movie where Mark Nestor is in an in-movie advert.

That had me hyper fixated for about 3 or so hours trying to figure out if it actually was Mark's face model or not.

It is, I am confident that it is!

[tinynightmarewoman]

His whole existence PMO so I put his ass in the naughty corner.

[tinynightmarewoman]

Happy Pride month Josef Cernan!

You'd love the earth is you weren't stranded in space with mimics!

[tinynightmarewoman]

8020 arrives in about three hours!!!

After years of waiting, lacking info, and delays we can finally play our beloved series newest instalment!

Honestly so excited to try it out, Sci Fi might not be my favourite genre, especially in horror, but I trust they'll make a banger!

[tinynightmarewoman]

I've missed so much John content (All four posts) in my recovery! Damn you ford focus that rammed my care so hard it looked like a stunt movie, you've ruined my special John time!

[rairand]

silly john screencaps

I have like hundreds of his pics and I'd like to put them here bc sharing is caring

Love his goddamn smile

[tinynightmarewoman]

The fact he's allowed to be this damn loveable should be illegal

[tinynightmarewoman]

Whatever SMG are announcing tomorrow better be a release date or major update on the state of things or I'm hopping out of my wheelchair and pissing in their water supply

I don't care if my leg is in several pieces I will not let a car crash stop me from seething

[tinynightmarewoman]

There will be no pissing in their water supply...

LET'S FUCKING GGGGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[tinynightmarewoman]

Whatever SMG are announcing tomorrow better be a release date or major update on the state of things or I'm hopping out of my wheelchair and pissing in their water supply

I don't care if my leg is in several pieces I will not let a car crash stop me from seething

[tinynightmarewoman]

So SMG released a new game called The Dark Pictures Anthology: Echoes of Self and I got day one access!!

Game was amazing loved every second of it, story was great, characters were amazing and had our favourite face models as always, monsters were cool, horror was top notch, and the guest star did an amazing job, genuinely think its one of the best they've ever done so far highly recommend it!!

Especially the part where, spoiler warning, we see the LH crew existing and going about their lives after the events of their game and they were alive, real, and healing from their trauma and Anthony was slowly coming to terms with what happened and allowing himself to have a peace of mind free of guilt he bared!

Dude I was sobbing and crying so hard I was so happy and excited!!!

I cried so hard in fact I woke up from my nap and realised I was having a really realistic dream probably induced by my current rounds of pain meds.

It was a dream and I am seething with rage.

[parisimms]

[rairand]

Little Runner 2049

I swear the quality is better than this. And yes, totally inspired by that one scene from Blade Runner 2049. Johngela fans, this is for y'all. :)

[im2t1red]

crazy how directive 8020 is not even out yet and ppl are still bashing the game and the characters for no reason😭

[tinynightmarewoman]

For real like come on we've only seen glimpses folks, give it time its not that hard to reserve yourself until the game comes out

granted we'll be in our 80s when it comes out but just give it a bloody chance

[tinynightmarewoman]

Imma be so real, I'm not really that interested in 8020 but I am at the same time.

I will be buying it when it suddenly fucking decides to come out (SMG I'm waiting outside your office for you to pick up the damn pace) and I will definitely be playing it a few times but it won't be one that I am greatly interested in because sci fi horror is just not my thing (Tho leprechaun 4: in space was a banger when I was high as fuck after wisdom teeth removal)

The one I am hyped as fuck for (If SMG survives that long) is Winterfold.

Dear lord my saviour John Little Hope I am so so hyped for winterfold, no just because its possibly zombies based, but because BRITAIN MOMENT!!!

But my dream and I mean DREAM version of Winterfold would be the zombies were more Evil Dead style deadites because I fucking love evil dead and would do anything for a Dark Pictures game that was Evil Dead (Bonus points if Johns face model was the role of Ash... but thats on being a whore)

Anyway, when the end comes and 8020 arrives in the next... decade hopefully, I will be playing... but I mostly be waiting agonisingly for Winterfold.

[delurkr]

John "I've seen stuff like this in books 🤓" Nolastname

[tinynightmarewoman]

My favourite nerd, I want to punt him

[tinynightmarewoman]

Little Hope is growing up, our son is getting old!!!! We may be careening down hill alongside the burning bin called 8020 but atleast we can hold on to Little Hope and wish it happy birthday

[tinynightmarewoman]

Supermassive, baby girl, sweetheart, babe, sugar tits, trophy wife, hot stuff, lover boy, sweetpea, fine arse, apple of my eye, ying to my yang, my heart, my love, hot lips, cuddle buddy, sweet cheeks, hun, wife, husband, honey bunny, the creators of my favourite middle aged men, friend, partner, gooning companion and the one I dedicate a lot of cash money to...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

[tinynightmarewoman]

We got no curator, no premonition pics, no nothing just a fucking clip of first person fuckery.

I like to at least brush my teeth before you put a fucking brick through them, can I stop being fucked with dinner first please? All I wanted was a release date!