Kakapo

severely endangered bird here to blog! any pronouns! main blog is cybersilicon

[imakakapo]

hyelo hi im a kakapo!

ask me stuff or whateva, I like fruit and seeds I will appreciate fruit and seed give! I tend to forget to switch blogs so I might accidentally reblog stuff on this account

[paco-the-turtle]

I'm gonna throw upu in the sea. I'm sure you can't swim

I can fly why would I NOT be able to swim

[imakakapo]

im still jealous of this damned turtle.

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[paco-the-turtle]

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

[imakakapo]

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

[paco-the-turtle]

Go endangered faster

[imakakapo]

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

[paco-the-turtle]

[imakakapo]

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

[paco-the-turtle]

I can fly too?

[imakakapo]

I don’t think you’re supposed to ?

[paco-the-turtle]

I don’t think you’re supposed to exist any more ?

[imakakapo]

☹️

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[paco-the-turtle]

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

[imakakapo]

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

[paco-the-turtle]

Go endangered faster

[imakakapo]

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

[paco-the-turtle]

[imakakapo]

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

[paco-the-turtle]

I can fly too?

[imakakapo]

I don’t think you’re supposed to ?

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[paco-the-turtle]

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

[imakakapo]

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

[paco-the-turtle]

Go endangered faster

[imakakapo]

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

[paco-the-turtle]

[imakakapo]

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[paco-the-turtle]

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

[imakakapo]

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

[paco-the-turtle]

Go endangered faster

[imakakapo]

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[paco-the-turtle]

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

[imakakapo]

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

[herpsandbirds]

Kakapo aka Owl Parrot (Strigops habroptila), family Strigopidae, order Psittaciformes, New Zealand

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

Photographs by the New Zealand department of conservation

[imakakapo]

that me

[glooomyshroom]

I think about these guys so, so much. For so many hours on end. Why do they act like that.

[imakakapo]

because we can glooomyshroom

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Sunlemon Fluffies Kākāpō

[imakakapo]

they turned me into a marketable plushie.

[ignimoth]

He’s geen fanart for @todaysbird :) Love this beast 💚

[original] [sticker]

[imakakapo]

this is so wonderful. im geen :)

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[paco-the-turtle]

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

[imakakapo]

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

[turtledad08]

Let's go for the edibles!... Oh right, silence... ᴸᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈⁱᵇˡᵉˢ

– @rorythestonerpeters

....my older brother told me I shouldn't talk to you....but do you wanna split the blue razz one with me?

[paco-the-turtle]

i’m snitching

[imakakapo]

pack don’t you DARE snitch

[imakakapo]

today good day to bird

[imakakapo]

kakapo more like caca poo

idiotech more like. idiot.